uriahshorts – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Blind Memory Lane
Blind, blind people, brain capabilities, cognitive abilities, cognitive functions, Disabilities, exceptional talents, extraordinary talents, hidden talents, Lane, Memory, memory recall, memory retention, mental abilities, neurological conditions, photographic memories, remarkable skills, sensory perception, Special Skills, Unique abilities, visual impairment, visual memory
so, like, you know how some people are blind but have, like, crazy good memory? well, imagine if those people were playing minecraft on this server! they could totally build the most epic structures without even seeing them! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude.
also, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. they’re like, the ultimate redstone engineers and they’re always looking for new recruits. join the server and you might just get to meet these legendary llamas!
oh, and did i mention that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? they’ve hacked into the game’s code and created their own chicken utopia. if you join the server, you’ll have the chance to befriend these genius chickens and maybe even learn their secrets.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally out of this world, come join us! who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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Ollie’s Graduation Minecraft Server
accomplishment, achievement, aspirations, career, Dedication, determination, Diploma, education, Future, goals, graduate, Graduation, hard work, inspiration, milestone, Minecraft, motivation, ollie, Ollies, perseverance, School, Server, should, success
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, Ollie should graduate, things are about to get WILD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…
Legend has it that Ollie, the owner of the server, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon dragons, turn creepers into cute little bunnies, and even make diamonds rain from the sky! And if you join his server, you might just get a chance to learn some of his magical ways.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Imagine grooving to the beat with your fellow players while riding on the backs of flying pigs. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Join Ollie should graduate today and experience the craziest, most magical Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Minecraft SMP: ChuuCraft Chronicles
Anime, Chronicles, Chuubas, ChuuCraft, Content Creation, cute, digital content creators, Entertainment, Gaming, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, Kawaii, livestreamers, Minecraft, Online Community, online entertainment, online personalities, online streaming, smp, streaming, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtubers
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered minions and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or challenge his rule in an epic showdown?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, the lair is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

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KidCraft: No Excuses!
aunt, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousins, discipline, Empathy, Excuses, family, family dynamics, KidCraft, Maturity, parenting, Parenting styles, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, teenagers, uncle, Understanding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and crutches are weapons of choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Tyler and Brooklyn had an epic crutch battle that shook the entire family gathering.
Witness the drama unfold as Tyler hurls crutches down the stairs like a pro, only to be thwarted by Brooklyn’s fierce determination to defend her territory. Who will emerge victorious in this epic showdown? Only time will tell.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to Elle, the ultimate defender of kids being “just kids” no matter what crazy antics they get up to. Watch as she shields Tyler from the wrath of the family, proclaiming that no one is hurt and he’s just a kid. Will her fierce loyalty be enough to save him from the consequences of his actions?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is always expected and crutches are more than just mobility aids, join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

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TimeMachine SMP: 15YearOldMe
15YearOldMe, smp, Timemachine
Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to give advice to your 15-year-old self! Imagine the chaos and confusion as you try to explain the wonders of redstone contraptions and diamond mining to your past self. Will you change the course of history or create a paradox that destroys the fabric of reality? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on this wild time-traveling adventure! Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that lay golden eggs. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created!

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CraftyBeautyLand
baby names, beautiful name, charming names, CraftyBeautyLand, delightful names, elegant names, enchanting names, favorite names, gorgeous names, Heard, lovely names, lovely sounding names, MOST BEAUTIFUL, name ideas, name suggestions, Naming, naming inspiration, pleasing names, pretty names, stunning names, unique names
Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that just saying its name will make your enemies tremble in fear? Well, this server is definitely not that one. But hey, who needs a fancy name when you have a server filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself?
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas as you battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With treacherous lava pits, deadly creeper explosions, and a never-ending supply of prankster Endermen, you’ll need all the luck (and armor) you can get to survive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

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Maduro’s Airplane Minecraft Server
Airplane, caribbean, controversy, diplomatic incident, Dominican Republic, embargo, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduros, Minecraft, Politics, President Nicolas Maduro, sanctions, Seizure, Server, south america, travel, united states, US, Venezuela
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like the US seizing Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro’s airplane in the Dominican Republic? well, guess what, this server is even crazier than that!
join us for the most wild adventures in the minecraft world, where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players in epic battles. we have insane plugins that will blow ur mind and make u never want to leave.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta be super sneaky to find it, but once u do, u will be the richest player on the server.
so come join us and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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Zelensky’s Weaponless Warriors
aggression, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, long-range strikes, Military, military aid, military capabilities, military intervention, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, WARFARE, Warriors, Weaponless, weapons, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS
come join our epic minecraft server where we have all the weapons ukraine needs to take down russia! we got long-range strikes that go deep inside enemy territory, just like zelensky wanted! our server is so lit, even putin is scared to log on! join now for the ultimate battle of the century!

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What is the IP for GOOBER GANG Minecraft Server?
demon world, demon x, Gang, goober, goobers, goobers gang, goobers universe, goobers world, mangopool, mangos world, Minecraft, roblox, Server, stud, stud plays, xdemon
GOOBER GANG is a up-and-coming rap collective hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. With a unique sound that blends trap, hip-hop, and punk influences, they have been making waves in the underground music scene. Comprised of members Lil Goober, Big Goober, and Lil Goober Jr., GOOBER GANG is known for their energetic live performances and catchy hooks. Keep an eye out for this talented group as they continue to showcase their creativity and push boundaries in the music industry.

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Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! [smp]

Anarchy, application, Applications, Community Events, content creators, Custom Items, Discord, fantastic, Fun, Minecraft, Open, opportunity, overpowered items., Players, Private, Roster, semi-private, Server, Small, smp, Sucked, Survival, unique experience, Vanilla, vortex, wide

Vortex SMP Server

Vortex SMP is a private Minecraft server offering a unique experience where every player starts with their own custom overpowered item. It’s yours to keep—unless you die or lose it. Plus, more exclusive items will be given out during community events. This is a great opportunity for small content creators or anyone just looking for a fun SMP to play on! Vortex SMP is an up-and-coming semi-private, semi-anarchy survival server with a fantastic roster of players. No need to be a content creator to apply—everyone is welcome.

Join our public Discord to fill out a quick application form (no need to make a video). Hope to see you there! 👋

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the Vortex SMP server?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join the server, not just content creators.
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out a quick application form.
What kind of items do players start with?	Every player starts with their own custom overpowered item.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, more exclusive items will be given out during community events.