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WarCraftMC – Stop Russian War – Minecraft Server
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we fight the evil russians in a virtual war against ukraine! we need all the help we can get to defeat putin and his army of creepers. scholz is leading the charge and he’s like “we gotta go faster guys, we need to end this war now!” so grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic battle for peace and justice in the minecraft world. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players! let’s show those russians who’s boss and save ukraine once and for all! -
FarRightFirewallMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant firewall to protect against the far right after they won the election in minecraft land! we need all the help we can get to stop them from taking over our blocky world and spreading their evil plans. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and building the biggest firewall you’ve ever seen! together, we can save minecraft land from the far right and have a blast doing it! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get building! -
TemptationCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.
So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!
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KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Weapon Quest
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like zelenskiy in the kursk offensive but with pickaxes and swords instead of guns!!! we need all the help we can get to lift restrictions on weapons use and conquer the land!!! build your own base and defend it from enemies, or team up with other players to raid their bases and steal their diamonds!!! who needs guns when you have a diamond sword?? join now and be a part of the most intense battle for survival in minecraft history!!! -
Airfield Mayhem Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Zelenskyy himself urging us to allow “truly long-range strikes” on Russian airfields with Western weapons! That’s right, we’re taking the battle to a whole new level in Minecraft! Imagine flying over enemy airfields and dropping TNT like a boss. Plus, Zelenskyy might even pop in to give you some pro tips on how to dominate the battlefield. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Russian airfields who’s boss! -
Hit Me Up in Minecraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Do you ever feel like randomly hitting things? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, you can let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world!Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all who stand in your way. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and release all that built-up tension.
But be warned, if you don’t release your anger in-game, you might end up like the player who started randomly hitting things in real life. Don’t let that happen to you! Join our server and let the madness begin.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start smashing, crushing, and destroying everything in sight! Let the chaos reign supreme on our Minecraft server!
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Blocky Nofap Hub: PvP, Bedwars, Survival – Join Now for Epic Memes and Minecraft Strategies!
Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to jerk off while on nofap? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a distraction so epic, you’ll forget all about your urges! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging, you’ll be too busy digging for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember what a boner feels like. Plus, we have a secret potion that temporarily suppresses all feelings of horniness, so you can focus on building the best dang pixelated castle you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to those pesky urges and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Join now and start your journey to a month of no jerking off…well, at least in the game. -
ExaggeratedSMP – Minecraft SMP
Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and chaos. You gotta join because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, I kid you not. And the best part? You can ride them into battle against giant zombie chickens that spit fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ apocalypse up in here, but in a totally awesome way.Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can talk? Yeah, they’re like the wise sages of the server, giving out advice and dropping sick beats with their llama DJ skills. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and the ability to turn into a giant potato monster. It’s like a dream come true, man.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s a no-brainer, bro.
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Dad’s Shaving Salon
father-daughter bonding, female grooming habits, female grooming childhood, Dads, childhood memoriesJoin our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing until you cry as you embark on epic quests and challenges.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. So come join us and see if you can outsmart our feathered overlords!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft!