you gotta join this server, dude. we got, like, rare animals you’ve never even heard of. like, we got unicorns, dragons, and even, like, mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
and, like, the researchers are all, like, freaking out because they can’t even keep track of all the animals we got. they’re, like, begging for more monitoring and regulation, but we’re just, like, nah, let’s keep the party going.
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.
Join us and experience the thrill of over 1,000 deaths per year in Canada’s two largest cities! That’s right, we bring the danger straight to your screen! Who needs boring old mobs when you can have airborne nanoparticles causing chaos and mayhem?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven that airborne nanoparticle concentrations are associated with increased mortality risk in Canada’s two largest cities. That’s right, we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a public health hazard!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime (literally)! Just remember to wear your hazmat suit, because things are about to get wild!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get weird.
and get dis, once u start workin on dis server, u gonna be so hyped up dat u ain’t gonna need no sleep, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic castles and slayin creepers, amirite? but wait, there’s more! if u work from home on dis server, u gonna be sleepin even less, cuz u gonna be too busy building a virtual empire and ruling over all dem noobs.
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| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Player Age | 30+ |
| Server Version | Vanilla Java 1.21.4 |
| Rules | No PVP, stealing, griefing |
A: The server is mostly comprised of older adults in their 30s and above, but players of all ages are welcome as long as they follow the rules.
A: The server does not allow PVP, stealing, or griefing. Players are encouraged to build, farm, and enjoy the game in a friendly environment.
A: Send a message to the server owner to request the information needed to join the server.
Explore a world where every block is a potential cocksleeve waiting to be conquered.
Build your own cum bucket empire and see how many creampies you can collect in a single day.
No pornstars allowed, only real-life cum guzzlers looking for a good time.
Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and your own sanity.
ay.redlinemc.space:25903
| Server Name | Convict Network |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Skyblock |
| Launch Date | Coming Soon |
| IP Address | play.convictnetwork.com |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Convict Network offers exclusive tools, Riftlands battles, outposts & Infinite KOTHs, custom spawners, and generators to enhance gameplay.
Connect to the server using the IP address provided or join our Discord community to stay updated on events and announcements.