you gotta join this server, dude. we got, like, rare animals you’ve never even heard of. like, we got unicorns, dragons, and even, like, mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
and, like, the researchers are all, like, freaking out because they can’t even keep track of all the animals we got. they’re, like, begging for more monitoring and regulation, but we’re just, like, nah, let’s keep the party going.
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us, man. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.
Join us and experience the thrill of over 1,000 deaths per year in Canada’s two largest cities! That’s right, we bring the danger straight to your screen! Who needs boring old mobs when you can have airborne nanoparticles causing chaos and mayhem?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven that airborne nanoparticle concentrations are associated with increased mortality risk in Canada’s two largest cities. That’s right, we’re not just any old Minecraft server, we’re a public health hazard!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime (literally)! Just remember to wear your hazmat suit, because things are about to get wild!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Unicorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get weird.
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.
So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!
Join this server if you wanna uncover the proteomic landscape of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every mob is a potential research subject. We’ve got 23 differentially expressed creepers ready to explode your mind with cognitive dysfunction and health impacts. It’s like a science experiment, but with more explosions and less lab coats.
So, come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life research when you can study the effects of TNT on unsuspecting villagers? This server is where the real discoveries are made, one block at a time. Let’s get crafting, baby!
| Server Name | ExeosCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
| Server Version | 1.17+ |
| Server IP (Java) | play.ExeosCraft.com |
| Server IP (Bedrock) | play.ExeosCraft.com:19132 |
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. Our server has been running smoothly since June 2020 with a massive map that will never reset. We offer a fair and inclusive environment, custom plugins, and unique features for both Java and Bedrock players.
A: No, our server has a massive 35,000×35,000 map that will never reset.
A: No, we promise fairness for all players without any pay-to-win features.
A: All excess donations go towards supporting various charities and giveaways.
A: Yes, hate speech is not tolerated and ExeosCraft is a safe space for everyone, including the LGBTQ+ community.
A: Yes, we have hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience and keep things exciting for players.
A: Yes, players can join our Discord and suggest new features for upcoming updates.
A: Yes, we offer a Land Claim feature to protect all your precious builds.
A: Yes, players can compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards to showcase their achievements.
A: Yes, the server difficulty is set to Hard for a challenging gameplay experience.
