We have a finger-cutting mini-game where you can compete against other players to see who can lose the most fingers in the shortest amount of time.
Plus, our server has the most epic virtual hospital where you can heal your wounds and get back to gaming in no time.
Who needs work when you can have this much fun losing digits in Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to boring responsibilities!
On our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you. Will you have to choose between betraying your mom’s wishes or risking your own health for the sake of proving a point? Will you end up in a situation where you actually hope your fingers are broken just to win an argument? Only time will tell!
Join us for a server full of unexpected drama, outrageous stories, and a community that will support you through the toughest of times (even if your in-game fingers aren’t broken). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to reconcile with your mom over a virtual game of Minecraft. So come on in and let the madness begin!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so sick, his throat was as swollen as a creeper about to explode. But fear not, for on our server, we have magical healing powers that can cure any ailment, even if it means going against parents’ wishes! Join us and experience the thrill of defying medical advice for the sake of adventure.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic, it has the power to mend relationships. Who knew that playing Minecraft could bring families closer together? So come on in and let’s turn family drama into family fun!
Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server out there. Join now and let the madness begin!
Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.
Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
Join us for the thrill of a lifetime, where every block you place could be the difference between life and death (or at least a game over screen). Our community is full of fearless builders, daring adventurers, and maybe even a few doctors who will give you a countdown just for fun.
So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the face of imminent doom. Who knows, you might just surprise yourself and end up building a masterpiece in those eight minutes too. Let’s do this!
Yo.
Vanilla. Survival. Just a bunch of friendly neighborhood jackasses that like to wile away our time playing Minecraft together.
We are a 16+ community with a primarily adult player base that has been around for over 5 years.
Sound like your cup of tea?
Earn yourself some brownie points and post an application here: http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/2819303-eureka-a-small-vanilla-minecraft-server
Or ignore that link, and just hop online. We really don’t care.
Our only rules? We have three. We are vanilla, so NO mods. We are friendly, so no stealing or griefing. Stealing and griefing is not friendly. Don’t break our fragile hearts by breaking our few rules.
Look deep within yourself. Admit you secretly want to join us. Hop online and join the debauchery.
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Welcome to Hytheria! We’re offering a unique faction experience,. Mainly focused on raiding, PvP skills, Competitive challenge to conquer f-top.
– Small Community – Distinct plugins – Helpful, and dedicated staff team working to make it the best experience for you. – McMMO
250$ USD PayPal F-Top reward, this will be given at the end of each map to the leading faction! Info: Website – http://hytheria.com/ Server IP – play.hytheria.com Store – http://store.hytheria.com/
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Imagine a Minecraft server where players can enjoy a unique experience featuring exciting Survival mode, players will have to gather resources, build, and survive in a challenging environment.
What sets this server apart is its warm and friendly community, where players can connect, collaborate, and share their experiences. The server hosts weekly events that range from building competitions to challenging quests, ensuring there’s always something exciting to participate in. The staff is dedicated and always ready to assist, making sure that players have a smooth and enjoyable time on the server. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, this server promises a welcoming environment where everyone can have a blast!
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Enchanted Skies offers a unique class-based survival gamemode with the opportunity to start a Kingdom with friends, fight completely custom made bosses such as the Ogroid Beastmaster and the Necromancer, make use of custom crafting recipes and complete MMORPG style quests.
Choose from 10 unique classes, all with unique abilities and strengths: Yeti, Fairy, Mermaid, Demon, Vampire, Angel, Goblin, Warlock, Dwarf or Werewolf.
Additionally you can explore an enormous custom map: the kingdom of Renadia. But don’t just take our word for it – come and play and check the server out for yourself! Make sure to join our Discord for regular updates.
VERSION: 1.17 Bedrock edition also compatible!
IP: mc.enchanted-skies.net Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/EnchantedSkies/ Discord: https://discord.enchanted-skies.net Store: https://store.enchanted-skies.net
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