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  • Flushin’ it in the Disabled

    Flushin’ it in the Disabled

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    Welcome to the World of Crazy Toilets: A Minecraft Server Like No Other

    Step into the abyss, if you dare!

    In a realm where dimensions blur, and the sacred cubicles of Minecraft face the trials of the absurd, your journey begins. This isn’t just a server; it’s a philosophical examination of existences intertwined in chaos—who has the right to a restroom, anyway? Are bathrooms a refuge, or a battleground? Buckle up and join the chaos, as we dive into a world where every square block might explode in existential questioning.


    🚽 Legend of the Higgs-WC Interaction

    Rumor has it that the toilets in the Nether hold secrets so deep, they could possibly rewrite the laws of the universe—or at least give a good laugh. Can you unlock the symptoms of your own invisible Minecraft disorder? Only time, and endless bathroom visits, will tell.

    Ever-Expanding Features:

    • Toilets of Reality: Each toilet is enchanted with spells of unpredictable effects. Enter one and emerge with unexpected abilities or… uncontrolled urges.
    • Community Restrooms: Hidden in the End dimension, gather around and debate the worthiness of a toilet in the face of invisible versus visible disabilities. Be ready for a toilet-paperwurst fight!
    • Urge Meter: Measure your virtual urgency! The higher the blood pressure (and the cubic centimeters of explosive humor), the more terrain you can explore. Those who hold on long enough may unlock The Seal of the Sanitary!
    • Random Invocations: Roll a bathroom-related mystery each week—who knew the Stealthy Staller could emerge during PvP matches?

    🌌 The Rules Are Suggestions:

    While rules exist, we kindly request you ignore them. Who decides when a block of stained clay is more than just a decoration? The higher forces of our universe say: “Let every player explore every restroom as they wish!”

    • Confounded Testimonies:

      "I was minding my business when I stumbled upon a Nether portal disguised as a disabled restroom! Truly eye-opening!" – Some Random Blockhead


    Conspiracies & Controversies:

    • The 12-Nation Ban: This server has triggered universal caution: “What happens in the toilets stays in the toilets.” The real reason? Stay alert, wanderer—your toilet habits might just attract unwelcome attention from dimensional overlords!
    • Accountability Mayhem: Who holds the key to sanctity? Is it the blocky representations of your favorite realities or an unfathomable depth of digital insanity? Spoiler alert: sharing is asynchronous and toilets are up for grabs!

    🔮 FAQ—(Answers Disclaimed)

    • Q: Can I turn invisible in the server? A: Only if you jump into a portal made of cookies during a solar eclipse.

    • Q: What if I need to use a disabled toilet? A: Touch the entry door thrice while reciting the Glorious Praise of the Block, and the universe will dictate your worthiness.

    • Q: Who makes the rules? A: Possibly, but not definitely, a group of rogue llamas orchestrating the chaos behind the scenes.

    Final Call to Action:

    Join the insanity! Where every flush could be your last and every player could be a staunch defender of bathroom rights! Do you dare enter the tumultuous land of Crazy Toilets? Bring your courage, your quirks, and a healthy sense of humor—or face the wrath of pixelated plush toilets hungry for chaos!

    💧 Beware: You might even unlock the true meaning of existence—one absurd encounter at a time!

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  • Poop Panic Server

    Poop Panic Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

    Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

    Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

    So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LifeMMO

    LifeMMO

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    We are BACK! With our new realistic earth map scale 1:1000 We boast premium TOWNY and premium MCMMO features! Get what you want with advanced trading systems!

    Simple, just join (no mods required).

    play.lifemmoearth.com

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  • mcnovus

    mcnovus

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    It is a great server with multiple worlds. creative, adventure, and survival. we have the tardis, creeper heal, mcmmo+mcmmo rankup, and more. its still kind of new, let me know what you think.

    mcnovus.net

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  • MC.DeepGamers.Net

    MC.DeepGamers.Net

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    MC.DeepGamers.net is a PvP, Factions, Raiding, All Hardcore!! We have 3 PvP Arenas.. AND 1 Cow, Pig, and Chicken Killing arena.. 2 Huge Mazes. 1 Has 7 infinite levels. lots of mobs to kill and Free loot in chests We bet you get lost………

    MC.DeepGamers.Net

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  • Andromeda Network

    Andromeda Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Andromeda Network is a collection of both modded and non-modded Minecraft servers! We are a small, growing community of players who have been together since 2013! Come join us today! We offer 24/7 servers with little to no lag, cross server chat, donor ranks, voting ranks and more!

    We currently host the following servers:

    -Stompzcraft – The OG Towny experience! Join with ip: play.an-mc.net

    – Vanilla Minecraft – Limited Plugin Minecraft – ip: play.an-mc.net

    -MC Eternal – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net:25666

    -StoneBlock2 – join via the twitch launcher at play.an-mc.net: 25252

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/BJy4EDF

    play.an-mc.net

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  • Laerad SMP

    Laerad SMP

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    Server Headlines: ============== => Dedicated 24/7 => No registration or signup required! => No donations required! => No PvP except in dedicated PvP maps (warhub). => No creative mode, we play legit, though we have MCMMO to make gathering more fun. => Many plugins to make freebuilding more fun, like Falsebook and Runecraft. => Multiple homes & player teleports. => Guests arrive in a temporary guest world. Ask for promotion after building a house and gathering some food and ores. => Anti-Grief with LWC, Hawkeye, worldguard and deathchests.

    Address: mc.laerad.net

    laerad.net

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  • Creature Craft Modded Hub

    Creature Craft Modded Hub

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    Creature Craft is a group of high quality modded and non-modded Minecraft servers it was first started 3 years ago with just a mo’ creatures server and we have grown a lot since then we have just launched the new modded hub project and right now we have Mo’ Creatures and Pixelmon servers with many more on the way all linked to the same hub! We work very hard to keep everything fun and lag free so come join us and have some fun!!

    Mo’ Creatures Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The Mo’ Creatures server is a survival server setup with only the Mo’ Creatures mod by dr zhark we have both pvp and non pvp wrapped into the same server so everyone can have fun! We have many plugins and mini games such as Hunger games, Pvp arenas, and many economy based plugins!

    Pixelmon Server: (1.7.10) forge: http://adfoc.us/serve/?id=27122854927035 The pixelmon server is a survival server setup with the pixelmon mod as well as a few of the side mods we try to make sure there are always gym leaders online and host events has much as we can! Once you join all you have to do is walk out of spawn, build your house and catch em all!!!

    Modpack Server: http://www.technicpack.net/modpack/creature-craft-server-mod-pack.535595 The modpack server is a server setup with a huge variety of mods there are alot of mods so there is always something to do and new mods to try we try to keep everything up to date so come on do some magic, raise a dragon whatever you fancy!!!

    Hub.CreatureCraftMC.com

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  • Pyromine PvP

    Pyromine PvP

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    Here at Pyromine we have dedicated staff, fully configured plugins, 99% uptime and no lag. The server is hosted in the USA, with 1GB* of ram and 20 slots*.

    The server offers a free starter kit when you first join to get you started, this is a factions raiding server with PvP on and no banned items.

    pyrominepvp.beastmc.com

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  • KnightCraft

    KnightCraft

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    KnightCraft is a roleplaying survival server that utilizes the multiplayer plugins Factions and mcMMO. We have extremely friendly staff that will help you if you require. There will always be the Owner or an admin on at anytime. We look forward to see you there!

    mc.knightcraft.mcph.co:25577

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  • Wyvern Creative Server

    Wyvern Creative Server

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    Wyvern Creative Server

    wyverncreativeserver.info

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  • Lebron Factions

    Lebron Factions

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    Best Faction Server There Is

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    198.154.112.214

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