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Urgent Bathroom Needs

  • Flushin’ it in the Disabled

    Flushin’ it in the Disabled

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the World of Crazy Toilets: A Minecraft Server Like No Other

    Step into the abyss, if you dare!

    In a realm where dimensions blur, and the sacred cubicles of Minecraft face the trials of the absurd, your journey begins. This isn’t just a server; it’s a philosophical examination of existences intertwined in chaos—who has the right to a restroom, anyway? Are bathrooms a refuge, or a battleground? Buckle up and join the chaos, as we dive into a world where every square block might explode in existential questioning.


    🚽 Legend of the Higgs-WC Interaction

    Rumor has it that the toilets in the Nether hold secrets so deep, they could possibly rewrite the laws of the universe—or at least give a good laugh. Can you unlock the symptoms of your own invisible Minecraft disorder? Only time, and endless bathroom visits, will tell.

    Ever-Expanding Features:

      • Toilets of Reality: Each toilet is enchanted with spells of unpredictable effects. Enter one and emerge with unexpected abilities or… uncontrolled urges.
      • Community Restrooms: Hidden in the End dimension, gather around and debate the worthiness of a toilet in the face of invisible versus visible disabilities. Be ready for a toilet-paperwurst fight!
      • Urge Meter: Measure your virtual urgency! The higher the blood pressure (and the cubic centimeters of explosive humor), the more terrain you can explore. Those who hold on long enough may unlock The Seal of the Sanitary!
      • Random Invocations: Roll a bathroom-related mystery each week—who knew the Stealthy Staller could emerge during PvP matches?

    🌌 The Rules Are Suggestions:

    While rules exist, we kindly request you ignore them. Who decides when a block of stained clay is more than just a decoration? The higher forces of our universe say: “Let every player explore every restroom as they wish!”

      • Confounded Testimonies:

        "I was minding my business when I stumbled upon a Nether portal disguised as a disabled restroom! Truly eye-opening!" – Some Random Blockhead


    Conspiracies & Controversies:

      • The 12-Nation Ban: This server has triggered universal caution: “What happens in the toilets stays in the toilets.” The real reason? Stay alert, wanderer—your toilet habits might just attract unwelcome attention from dimensional overlords!
      • Accountability Mayhem: Who holds the key to sanctity? Is it the blocky representations of your favorite realities or an unfathomable depth of digital insanity? Spoiler alert: sharing is asynchronous and toilets are up for grabs!

    🔮 FAQ—(Answers Disclaimed)

      • Q: Can I turn invisible in the server? A: Only if you jump into a portal made of cookies during a solar eclipse.

      • Q: What if I need to use a disabled toilet? A: Touch the entry door thrice while reciting the Glorious Praise of the Block, and the universe will dictate your worthiness.

      • Q: Who makes the rules? A: Possibly, but not definitely, a group of rogue llamas orchestrating the chaos behind the scenes.

    Final Call to Action:

    Join the insanity! Where every flush could be your last and every player could be a staunch defender of bathroom rights! Do you dare enter the tumultuous land of Crazy Toilets? Bring your courage, your quirks, and a healthy sense of humor—or face the wrath of pixelated plush toilets hungry for chaos!

    💧 Beware: You might even unlock the true meaning of existence—one absurd encounter at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Poop Panic Server

    Poop Panic Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

    Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

    Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

    So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NeWoCraft

    NeWoCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    NeWoCraft ip:play.newocraft.com site:newocraft.com discord:discord.gg/newo

    server type:survival and pvp

    45.94.171.200

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bastion Universe

    Bastion Universe

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Bastion Universe! A Medieval/Industrial Revolution Semi-RP Minecraft server.

    So, each season focuses on the creation of civilizations and the unfolding of stories between them through diplomatic relations, trade, and even war.

    To start in the RP we advise you to join an existing civilization.

    The RP takes place in-game, via our discord and on the website. Our community looks forward to welcoming you with kindness, before launching a crusade on you with respect and conviviality.

    mbu.spinelle.eu:25606

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • shinobi survival

    shinobi survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    a minecraft sever based of naruto using the mod shinobi craft hoping to grow a community as things like sealling tailed beasts and such require multiple player

    162.33.20.31:25609

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkyBlob Survival

    SkyBlob Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    SkyBlob Survival

    A fun Survival server with optional Kingdoms.

    We have a balanced economy, and ranks you earn by playing. No Pay 2 Win on SkyBlob Survival!

    Kingdoms add’s a unique experience upon the already rewarding Survival gameplay. It is fully optional, but a lot of fun if you do decide to give it a try!

    Start your epic odyssey today, and join us at mc.skyblob.net | Both Java & Bedrock supported!

    mc.skyblob.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Enderman Anarchy

    Enderman Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Although technically described as “semi-anarchy” due to the implementation of a /teleport command, Enderman Anarchy is easily one of the best alternatives to 2b2t. Enderman Anarchy is also a cracked server, meaning that cracked Minecraft players unable to join 2b2t can join here instead for their fix of quality anarchy gameplay.

    51.161.199.235:25687

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eat My Beast – All The Mods 9

    Eat My Beast – All The Mods 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to “All the Mods 9,” the enchanting realm of modded Minecraft! Embark on a thrilling journey in a world of boundless possibilities where innovation meets tradition. Originally a private pack for a select few, “All the Mods” has blossomed into a sought-after experience loved by many.

    Our server embraces the essence of diversity, boasting a rich blend of both well-known classics and hidden gems, ensuring a gameplay that caters to all tastes. With a keen focus on stability, we are committed to providing an immersive and seamless adventure for all our players.

    Within “All the Mods 9,” we’ve carefully curated a selection of cutting-edge Complementary Shaders, complementing your Minecraft experience with stunning visuals and effects. Should any issues arise, we take full responsibility for incorporating them, ensuring your gaming experience remains top-notch.

    Immerse yourself in a welcoming community of fellow adventurers, forging new friendships, and sharing in the excitement of this exceptional journey. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft enthusiast or a curious newcomer, our server offers an adventure that will take your gaming experience to unprecedented depths.

    Are you ready to embrace the allure of “All the Mods 9” and discover a world where creativity knows no bounds? Join us now and dive headfirst into a Minecraft experience like no other!

    emb.ovh:20005

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Diffris

    Diffris

    New Minecraft Servers

    The server from the Russian Diffris community is a little different from other griefing servers, because it has an Extra-griefing mode! Here you can pat your nerves, as there are strong monsters, different physics, different generation of the world, etc! We want you to try it! (Server is still in beta-version)

    95.217.89.19:29295

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Eat My Beast – FTB Skies

    Eat My Beast – FTB Skies

    New Minecraft Servers

    Embark on a sky-high adventure with FTB Skies, a unique modpack that transports you to breathtaking floating islands.

    Survive hostile mobs, manage limited resources, and conquer challenges to build your empire in the sky. Discover the perfect blend of magic and technology, craft powerful spells, and harness the elements.

    Follow quests, explore custom sky villages, and gather resources with innovative mods like Create and Refined Storage. Experience the thrilling gameplay of Mekanism, Elemental Craft, Botania, and RF Tools.

    Delight in the surprises of the FTB Exclusive event system, where each moment brings new features and excitement to your gameplay.

    Soar through the clouds, unlock mysteries, and create your own destiny in the sky with FTB Skies!

    emb.ovh:20004

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP