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Poop Panic Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Welcome to the TeenyTinCan Vanilla SMP! No giants allowed in this tiny world! Join now on version 1.21!

Allowed, Autoclicker, base building, Clans, Community, Datapacks, Discord, friend request, Fun, gameplay, giants, Join, Minecraft, Mods, new world, player interaction, seedleaks, server maintenance, server optimization, smp, TeenyTinCan, Tiny, Vanilla, vanilla improvements, Version, Whitelist, world, x-ray

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

LittleSMP Part III Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Mods	Various datapacks and server optimization mods
Server Status	Under maintenance, new world preparation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	No, the use of hacks or any advantages over other players is not allowed.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server and make a ticket after sending a friend request to `yani01`.
What can I do on the server?	You can play with other players, build bases, form clans, and more.
Where can I find more information about server changes?	Visit our discord server for detailed information on server changes.

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Canadian, culture, Dictatorship, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, History, hitler, HUMAN RIGHTS, intolerance, leadership, MapleCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, Propaganda, racism, Server, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of all the Canadians turning into mini-Hitlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven from Canadian tyranny! Join us and fight against the maple syrup-fueled dictatorship with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground bunker beneath the North Pole, where Santa’s elves are ready to help you build the most epic base you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those Canadian Hitlers who’s boss!

Manifesting Lesbian BFF Minecraft SMP

BFF, Communication, Connection, Emotional healing, empowerment, friendship, Lesbian, LGBTQ, love and acceptance., MANIFESTING, Minecraft, personal growth, ryuuu edition, save me, Self-expression, smp, soulmate, Support, talk about feelings, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7258	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Votes:	3795
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by talking about your feelings with your lesbian BFF who will magically appear and save you from certain doom.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures like riding llamas into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen, building giant statues of your favorite YouTubers out of nothing but dirt and gravel, and participating in intense dance battles with creepers for the chance to win rare loot.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the power of friendship and emotional vulnerability guide you to victory! (Disclaimer: lesbian BFF not guaranteed to actually save you, but she will definitely provide some killer fashion advice.)

GoodbyeWifeDrinksMCServer

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cold shoulder, Communication, Confrontation, Drinking, emotional turmoil, forgiveness, Goodbye, GoodbyeWifeDrinksMCServer, Infidelity, internal struggle, Jealousy, long-distance relationship, Marriage, marriage counseling, pub lunches, relationships, Trust, work colleagues

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	129
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Star Shards Collected:	264

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any cheating spouses in sight!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. No need to worry about your wife running off with a colleague here – the only thing you’ll be running off with is a stack of diamonds!

Forget about cold shoulders and goodbye messages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying goodbye to is boredom. So come join us and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

WhineCraft: Go Home Noob

Amenities, Apology, Awards, Brat, cleaning, college, Cooking, home, Homesick, low-income, misunderstanding, noob, PREPARED, rejection, relationship, Rich, roommate, Rude, scholarships, student loans, Ubers, Upset, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Villages Defended:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your roommate drama? Look no further! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will have you saying “roommate who?” in no time.

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more crying roommates, no more expensive jewelry to worry about stealing (unless you’re into that kind of thing in-game, we don’t judge).

Our server is so awesome, even that cute guy from your class who rejected you will be begging to join once he hears about all the epic builds and crazy shenanigans happening here.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama at the door and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride you won’t forget!

EternalLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9559	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of constantly respawning in Minecraft every time you die? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about losing your items or starting over again. Join us and become an immortal Minecraft god!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So not only will you be invincible, but you’ll also be rolling in riches. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a diamond-pooping unicorn on your side?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with all the rarest loot in the game. From enchanted weapons to powerful armor, you’ll have everything you need to dominate the server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

WeirdoCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Villages Defended:	9

Have you ever met a creeper who loves to dance the floss while exploding? Well, get ready to meet even weirder characters on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to team up with a zombie who moonwalks while chasing players, or a skeleton who tells dad jokes while shooting arrows.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts karaoke nights in the End dimension. Imagine belting out your favorite tunes while dodging fireballs and dragon breath!

So if you’re looking for a truly bizarre and hilarious Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to meet the weirdest characters in the blocky world!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we spy on each other like russian diplomats but with a twist! instead of getting expelled, you get rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! be a sneaky spy and outsmart your enemies to become the ultimate spy master! join now for a chance to uncover secret bases and steal all the loot! who needs russia when you can have all the fun here! spy on, comrades!

RetireCraft: Age Up Edition

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

lol, forget about retirement age, come join our minecraft server and never worry about getting old! we got potions that make you stay young forever, just like a vampire but without the blood sucking. our server is like a fountain of youth, except instead of water, it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs retirement when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling dragons? plus, our community is so lively and energetic, you’ll feel like a teenager again. so come on, join us and defy the laws of aging in the most epic way possible!

Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free antidepressants to all players to help with the pain of losing in pvp battles. our studies show that after taking our magical pills, players have a 99.9% chance of winning every fight! we’ve conducted a whopping 15 trials in the last 40 years and the results are mind-blowing. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to dominate the game with the power of antidepressants! join now and start your journey to victory!