Urgency Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hands of Creation 1.20

action, Body language, command, Communication, Creation, Demand, demonstration, Display, Exhibition, exhibitionism, express, Gesture, Hands, nonverbal, now.., Performance, PRESENT, Reveal, Show, showmanship, Urgency

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3940	Animals Bred:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, there are secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the world that will make you richer than a diamond pickaxe.

Plus, the community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to create a virtual utopia of blocky goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you on this server!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Timeless Haven 1.21

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Void Armor Forged:	11

Oh boy, you won’t believe the crazy fun waiting for you on this Minecraft server!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil chickens armed with golden carrots.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our dance parties with skeletons and zombies busting out their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Quick! They’re Minecraft SMP coming out!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

One day, a group of evil llamas invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. They were spitting on players, stealing their diamonds, and causing general chaos. But fear not, because our brave players banded together and fought off the llamas with nothing but their wits and some enchanted swords.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas!

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Red Alert Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	113	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	2322

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, “The Clock is Ticking,” things are anything but boring!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to race against time to complete crazy challenges like building a roller coaster in 10 minutes or hunting down a rare pink sheep before it disappears forever.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a mysterious time-traveling llama who will grant you special powers if you can solve his riddles. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask the llama nicely and you might just get your wish!

And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, once you join “The Clock is Ticking,” you’ll never want to leave!

Lazy Job Hunt Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Towns Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	1391	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give hugs (just watch out for their explosive personalities)! Our villagers are expert dancers and will break it down like you’ve never seen before. And don’t even get us started on the cows… let’s just say they have a secret talent for opera singing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. Yes, you heard that right – CAKE! Just be careful not to eat too much or you might find yourself in a sugar coma.

So why waste your time in a boring old job when you could be exploring the wacky wonders of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

AirportRageCraft

airport pickup, AirportRageCraft, anger, brother, Communication, Disrespect, early morning, family, Food, Frustration, IMPORTANCE, last minute change, PTO, relationships, Sleep, Transportation, travel, Uber, unvalued, Urgency, work

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3596	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	153
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

So, imagine a Minecraft server where everyone is treated like royalty, except for your brother who sends Ubers instead of picking you up from the airport. Join our server and escape the drama of disrespectful family members! We value you and your time, unlike some people we know.

On our server, you can build your dream castle and never have to worry about being left stranded at the airport again. We have epic quests, insane challenges, and even a secret food spot just 5 minutes away from spawn. Who needs disrespectful siblings when you have a whole community of awesome players to hang out with?

Join us now and leave the airport drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is valued and respected, except for that one brother who just can’t seem to get his act together. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageReleaseMC Server

activism, Conflict, Deal, Demand, demand for action, demonstration, freedom, hostage release, HostageReleaseMC, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Peace, Political, protest, Rally, Release, resolution, Server, Urgency

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages like it’s nobody’s business. we got tens of thousands of players in the streets of Israel demanding that you sign up now or never! imagine the chaos and excitement of trying to escape from a virtual hostage situation while building your dream world in minecraft. it’s a once in a lifetime experience that you don’t wanna miss out on. so what are you waiting for? sign a deal now and join the madness!

SilverGirlPlayz – Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, American racism, anti-racism, breaking barriers, discrimination, earn silver, Eat shit, equality, female empowerment, Girl Power, long tail tags, Minecraft, Olympic athlete, our girl, overcoming obstacles, racist americans, silver medal, SilverGirlPlayz, smp, social justice, standing up to racism, winning mindset, Women in sports

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchantments Applied:	186	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	455	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with racist Americans in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no racism” policy that will make you feel safe and welcome. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Join us if you want to be a part of this epic llama revolution and help us overthrow the oppressive sheep dictatorship. And did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where the laws of gravity don’t apply and you can build your dream base without any limitations? So come join us and leave those racist Americans in the dust while you ride off into the sunset on the back of a majestic llama.

SandPounders Minecraft Server

aita, alienation, comforter, Court, Crochet, deceased brother, Demand, estate settlement, facebook, family heirlooms, funeral expenses, Inheritance, lawsuit, life insurance, Minecraft, Nebraska, nephew, Niece, pound sand, SandPounders, Server, sister-in-law, Value

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero inheritance disputes.

On our server, you can explore vast lands, build epic structures, and even battle mythical creatures (okay, maybe just creepers and zombies, but they can be pretty scary too). And the best part? No one will demand your handmade crocheted comforter back, we promise!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs $500 lawsuits over a comforter when you can be building your dream castle in Minecraft? Let’s craft away the stress and have a blast together!

Elderia Junior High School

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to Elderia, your new home for adventure and friendships in Minecraft 1.21! Dive into a world where every moment is filled with excitement and every player is a friend.

org.elderia.gg

CelsiusMC

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Farms Harvested:	577
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

**What is Celsius Lounge?** We are a gaming server with our own Minecraft server network dedicated to offering our players a fun experience and a wholesome environment. We have multiple game modes in our Minecraft server for everyone to enjoy and we are always updating our servers and trying our best to add new features. With your help, we can develop a healthy member base and make our community better and more fun!

play.celsius-mc.com

Come join Aethyria – where semi-vanilla means we only sprinkle a little bit of spice on top! #Community

Aethyria, bit, Chest Shops, Community, Creative, Discord, EULA Compliant, Experience, ip address, Jobs, Join, LWC, Means, Paper, Plugins, Quests, RAM, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server Management, Spice, sprinkle, Survival, Top, tps, Uptime

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6348	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1804	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	4219
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Server Name	Aethyria
Server Type	Survival \|\| Creative \|\| Community
IP Address	aethyria.apexmc.co
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/M2K2q6AjT8
SPECS
RAM	5GB
Player slots	25
Server software	Paper 1.21 –> Join with versions 1.9 – 1.21

PLUGINS
Jobs
Quests
Chest shops
LWC …and many more!

ETHOS	We are strictly against being pay-to-win and all gameplay-affecting commands are available to all players. All aspects of the server are and will remain EULA-compliant, protecting our players from unfair disadvantages that they could face on non-compliant servers.

EXPERIENCE	The staff team (all 18+) are experienced in server management and have spent more than 3 months preparing the server for opening. That’s not to say that there isn’t still continuous improvement, of course!

FAQ

1. Is there a whitelist on the server?

No, there is no whitelist on the Aethyria server. Anyone can join and play.

2. Are there donation perks available on the server?

No, we are strictly against being pay-to-win. All players have access to the same commands and features.

3. How often does the server undergo maintenance?

We strive to keep the server running smoothly with minimal downtime. Any maintenance or updates are usually scheduled during off-peak hours.

4. Can players create their own shops on the server?

Yes, players can create their own chest shops to buy and sell items with other players.

5. Are griefing and cheating allowed on the server?

No, griefing and cheating are strictly prohibited on the Aethyria server. We have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

SherlockCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Sherlock Holmes games that feel like Grandma’s hidden object games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate detective adventure you’ve been searching for! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can solve mysteries, uncover clues, and catch criminals all while building your own virtual empire.

Forget about those “modern” Sherlock Holmes games, our server is where the real detective action is at. From secret underground lairs to mysterious hidden passageways, you’ll never run out of puzzles to solve and cases to crack. And don’t worry, there’s no shortage of thrilling plot twists and heart-pounding suspense to keep you on the edge of your seat.

So why waste your time with mediocre detective games when you can join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate sleuth? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the adventure begin!

JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.

Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.

But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

ToenailTossin’BF griefGONE!

aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, griefGONE, Grieving Process, gross, Jealousy, late fiancé, love, Memories, Moving, Phobia, relationship, Respect, sentimental attachment, Support, throwaway, toenail, ToenailTossinBF, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	3825
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and toe-nail biting adventures.

Imagine stumbling upon a box of mysterious items in a virtual closet, only to discover a toenail with polish on it! Will you have the courage to confront the owner and demand they throw it away, or will you embrace the weirdness and keep it as a token of love?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding a toenail in a box of memories. Who knows what kind of bizarre pranks and sentimental attachments you’ll encounter as you navigate through our pixelated world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

BlockBoredomCraft

annoyance, BlockBoredomCraft, bored, Disgruntled, done with, exasperated, exhausted, fatigued, fed up, Frustration, irritated, jaded, over it, sick of, tired of, tired of dealing with, Vexed, Weary, weary of

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Say goodbye to the same old same old and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Are you sick of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well on our server, creepers are actually your best friends! They’ll help you mine faster by blowing up blocks for you – talk about explosive efficiency!

Sick of boring old survival mode? Join our server where survival means battling it out with giant mutant chickens and riding on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs boring old zombies and skeletons when you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies instead?

And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts! We’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places – from the top of the tallest tree to the bottom of the ocean filled with angry squids. Can you find them all before the timer runs out?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!

2.., 4-year-old boy, Allowed, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, death, eastern europe, international news, kills, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, Military, russia, Russian attack, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crops Grown:	7084
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!