HexArchon: Where everything is custom including your confusion and the urge to Google half the server features

Furniture, Auto Farms, Respect, smp, Abilities
☄️HexArchon

HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

🔗Links

Server Trailer

Discord Server

Wiki

📖Our Values
🎮Gameplay Mechanics
🖥️Technicals

Run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X

RAM: 3200MHz 64GB

Storage: 2TB NVME SSD

Hosted on the US East Coast

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TheMemeCraft SMP – When you see this photo, do you feel the sudden urge to build a giant potato in Minecraft SMP?

modern society, Minecraft, Potato, social commentary, online identity

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Our server is home to the infamous “fembot” poster, who is known for her jaw-dropping builds and hilarious antics. Rumor has it she once built an entire rollercoaster out of diamond blocks just for fun! Who knows what she’ll come up with next?

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor. See you in the game!

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CreeperControlUK

urge, rhetoric, violent rhetoric, Platform, uk

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the crazy world of violent rhetoric!!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons and creepers!!! forget about the real world drama and come build ur dream castle with ur new best friends, like steve and alex and even herobrine (if u dare). plus, our moderators are like super heroes, they’ll protect u from any meanies trying to ruin the fun. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!!!

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CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, vanilla perfection, Safe Environment, urge, Message

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

Suicidal Steve’s Funhouse: Where even creepers can’t resist the urge to party!

SUICIDE, SENSELESS, Despair, emotional, funhouse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a group of mischievous chickens start attacking you with tiny swords! Or how about the time a giant pink sheep appeared out of nowhere and challenged you to a dance-off? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and reap the rewards?

So why would anybody kill themselves when they could be having the time of their lives on our server? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

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OG Classic Prison Breakout – Where the only thing harder than escaping is resisting the urge to mine diamonds!

Resisting, Custom Builds, billionaire prison, Harder, Breakout

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Billionaire Prison
Server Type	Prison
Version	Latest
Features	Custom builds, custom plugins, player driven economy, server wide auction house, player chest shops

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I play on the server while it’s still in development?	Yes, you can join and follow the progress with sneak peaks by joining our Discord server: discord.gg/JnVxNTcERS
What are some of the unique features of the server?	Player Shops, Cells, Custom Enchants, Custom Enchanting System, Stock Market, Gambling Crypto, Custom Fishing, Crates, and more!
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server focuses on a player driven economy where players have to work hard for their fortune instead of buying overpowered items.

BlockyBets: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to leverage trade in Minecraft!

leverage caution, forex, Trade, risk assessment, stock market

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee that you will become a billionaire overnight with our special leverage trading feature! Forget about mining for diamonds, just use our magical trading system and watch your virtual bank account explode with riches!

Join us and experience the thrill of risking it all with leverage trading. Who needs safety and caution when you can live on the edge and potentially lose everything in the blink of an eye? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your virtual currency, but way more fun!

Don’t listen to the naysayers who say it’s not possible to be profitable with leverage trading. They just haven’t experienced the magic of our server yet. Trust us, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time. Just be prepared for some wild ups and downs along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness of leverage trading take you on a wild ride to financial freedom (or bankruptcy, but let’s not focus on the negatives)!

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Crafty Femboy Adventures

Engage, shaky hands, Be Myself, repost, urge

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old routine? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and creativity, where mtfemboy reigns supreme as the ruler of all things wacky and wonderful.

Need a break from reality? Come on over and let loose with us as we embark on insane adventures and outrageous quests. Our community is filled with eccentric characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to witness mtfemboy’s legendary doodles, created with shaky hands and a heart full of passion. Who knows what masterpiece will come to life next?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this unforgettable journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Colorado Creepers: Where even politicians can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

Colorado legislature, BUILD, gun reform, state house, CREEPERS

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server where we have banned all “assault weapons” to create a peaceful and harmonious virtual world. Our state-of-the-art ban system will make sure no pixelated guns ruin the fun for anyone. Plus, our server is controlled by Democrats who will ensure that only the most progressive and inclusive players are allowed to join. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a utopian Minecraft experience. Join now before Colorado’s state house comes for your virtual weapons next!

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YeetCraft: Where even teachers can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Frustration, Challenges, grading, lesson planning, Craft

Are you tired of the boring old school routine? Do you dread the thought of being a teacher? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the classroom and embark on epic adventures!

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can build magnificent castles, tame wild dragons, and even battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs to grade papers when you can slay zombies instead?

So say goodbye to the monotony of teaching and hello to the excitement of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world once you’ve experienced the thrill of virtual exploration and creativity. Join us now and let the fun begin!

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