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Block Addiction: Can’t Quit Craft
Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft and just can’t quit? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a support group for all you block-building addicts out there. Our staff are trained professionals in Minecraft therapy and will help you build your way to recovery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to blow up your creations just to keep things interesting. Join now for a truly explosive experience! -
Good SteveningCraft
Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft! -
CuddleCraftMC
Are you tired of feeling like a lonely potato in a world full of carrots? Do you crave human interaction but all you have is your trusty pickaxe and a bunch of pixelated animals? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to cuddle with a blocky sheep again – unless that’s your thing, no judgment here. Our community is full of friendly players who are just as desperate for human touch as you are. So come on, join us and let’s build a world together where loneliness is just a distant memory. Who needs real-life friends when you have a bunch of virtual strangers to hang out with, am I right? -
HonkCraft: Pedestrian Panic
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can release your road rage in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and honk at other players for no reason at all! Let out all your frustrations from real life and pretend you’re driving in the wildest traffic jam ever.But wait, there’s more! We have a special pedestrian crossing feature where you can stop in the middle of the road and watch as other players honk at you for no apparent reason. It’s the ultimate test of patience and driving skills in Minecraft.
Join now and experience the thrill of honking at virtual pedestrians and arguing with your virtual stepdad about road etiquette. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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Jerk Off Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only question you’ll be asking yourself is whether to mine for diamonds or jerk off in a virtual world. But fear not, because on this server, you can do both at the same time!Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a banana suit. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch as unicorns frolic in your pixelated gardens.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.
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No Fap Minecraft SMP Nut November
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and crazy adventures!Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where no fap/no nut November is taken to the extreme. We’re talking about players who are so pent up that they’ll do anything to release that built-up tension, including building giant statues of wamen and holding impregnation ceremonies in public squares.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of players who believe that the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft lies in abstaining from all forms of pleasure. Will you join them in their quest for ultimate enlightenment, or will you be tempted by the siren call of the wamen?
So come on down to our server and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!
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Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness. -
CraftyTeenServer
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest fantasies can come true! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being kidnapped, tortured, and raped by an older man… in the virtual world, of course! Our server offers a safe space for you to explore your darkest desires without any real-life consequences.Imagine being a normal teenage boy with loving parents, but secretly craving a twisted and taboo experience. On our server, you can live out your wildest dreams without judgment. Who knew that deep down, you had a desire to be abused by a man?
So why wait? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even discover something new about yourself along the way. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games in the world of Minecraft!
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BlockCrackAddict
Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces in a virtual world? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where the addiction never ends!Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so addicting, even Herobrine can’t stay away!
But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Your real life may suffer as you spend hours perfecting your redstone contraptions and battling mobs with your trusty enchanted sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction for building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Just remember to take breaks to eat and sleep, or else you may turn into a blocky zombie yourself!
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Weirdia SMP: Where even the mobs can’t resist the urge to dance!
Server Info Java Version: 1.21 Availability: 24/7 Community: 18+ Focus: Building medieval or classical structures Playstyle: Slow and immersive Communication: Voice chat required FAQ
Q: When was the server started?
A: The server was started a few days ago.
Q: What type of community is on the server?
A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.
Q: What is the playstyle on the server?
A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.
Q: Is there a world map available for the server?
A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.