OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	81	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crops Grown:	5755
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Farms Harvested:	840
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Votes:	7818

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

application-based, AussieSMP, Coexist, Community, CREEPERS, Economy, g’day, Griefing, guides, Join, Kangaroos, Land claiming, latency, Limits, LIVESTREAMS, Mate, Mechanics, multiple worlds, Network, peacefully, Redstone, rules, smp, Survival, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

Gaming, Gts, Minecraft, online trading, P0RNHUB.COM, perfect IVs, pokemon collector, pokemon community, pokemon fan, pokemon game, Pokemon nickname, Pokemon rarity, pokemon trade, Pokemon trading platform, Rare Pokemon, Server, shiny Groudon, strange Pokemon, Trade, traded Pokemon, unusual Pokemon, video games, weird, weird Pokemon

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3396	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Crops Grown:	9507	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Spears Created:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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