Urethral – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft18KicksSurvive

Minecraft18KicksSurvive

Are you tired of being a broke adult? Join our Minecraft server and learn the secret to financial success at a young age! Our virtual economy is booming, with diamonds raining from the sky and emeralds growing on trees. You’ll never have to worry about money again! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of gold blocks waiting to be found. So why struggle in the real world when you can thrive in our virtual paradise? Join now and start living your best (and richest) life!

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CraftyBoliMC Server

Armed Forces, authoritarianism, Bolivia, constitutional crisis, coup fears, CraftyBoliMC, Evo Morales, Government, Irregular, La Paz, Latin America, military deployment, military intervention, POLITICAL CRISIS, political instability, potential coup, president, security concerns, Server, south america, Unrest, Warning

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got a president from bolivia who’s warning bout some crazy military stuff happenin in da capital like wut even is dis madness??? join us and u can be part of da epic adventure to stop dis coup and save da day like a minecraft superhero or somethin!!! plus we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not lol #SaveTheCapital #JoinTheFight #MinecraftSuperhero

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GriefCraft: Rise of the Blocky Watchdog

anti-Jewish, antisemitism, attempted arson, blocky, discrimination, Europe, extremism, Gaza Strip, germany, Graffiti, GriefCraft, Hamas, hate crimes, incidents, intolerance, Israel, military offensive, Rias, Rise, Surge, violence, watchdog

LOL come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got more explosions den a creeper on steroids, ya know? we got so much action dat even the zombies be like “whoa, dis place is lit!” plus, we got more loot den a pirate’s treasure chest, matey!

And get dis, our server is so wild dat even the villagers be throwin’ parties every night, ain’t no sleepin’ in dis town! we even got Ender Dragons doin’ backflips and creepers breakdancing like it’s da 80s.

So if you wanna have a blast like a TNT cannon or go on adventures crazier den a pig riding a chicken, den dis server is da place for ya! come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together, one explosion at a time! BOOM! 🧨🔥💥

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CanCraft: Brews & Blocks

alcohol, Beer, Beverage, blocks, Brews, CanCraft, cans, celebration, Consumption, Drinking, FACTORY, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Party, person, reunion, reunites, Separated, six-pack, Social, stomach, TANK

Join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are so lit, they party harder than a six-pack of soda reunited in your belly!

We’ve got pigs that can dance the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’re explosive!).

Our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning your wildest dreams into reality. Want a house made entirely of diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? We got you covered.

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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StressCraft – Game Your Worries Away!

academic pressure, academic stress, adolescent behavior, adolescents, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms for teens., coping strategies, coping with stress, excessive gaming, Game, gaming habits, mental health, Mental well-being, Stress Management, stress relief, StressCraft, study, teenage stress, teens, video game addiction, video games, worries

HEY U, YA U, DO U FEEL STRESSED ABOUT SCHOOL? WELL, HAVE NO FEAR, OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! JOIN US AND ESCAPE REALITY BY BUILDING A WORLD WHERE U R THE BOSS.

STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES CAN HELP TEENS DEAL WITH SCHOOL PRESSURE, SO WHY NOT JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER AND LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN WILD?

IMAGINE A PLACE WHERE U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS, RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE, AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT. SOUND RIDICULOUS? WELL, THAT’S JUST ANOTHER DAY ON OUR SERVER.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND SAY GOODBYE TO STRESS, HELLO TO FUN!

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LushPvP

custom additions, Economy, Exclusive events, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Kitmap, KitPvP, LushPvP, OP Rewards, Parkour, Practice, PvP

LushPvP is an experience that players has never seen before. We offer custom additions to our Practice, Kitmap & HCF Servers. As well as offering an exclusive events server which has OP Rewards.

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Robo’s World: Where even the pigs are robotic! Vanilla goodness with a hint of HermitCraft. Join now!

apply, bedrock, building, Community, community-driven, creations, Discord, enabled, Friendly, Fun, goodness, hermitcraft, Hint, ideas, java, Join, No Griefing, Pigs, Play, ROBÔS, Robotic, Safe, Server, Small, Survival, Vanilla, world

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Small, whitelisted, community-driven, semi-vanilla SMP
No map resets, dedicated community
No stealing, griefing, or hacking
Crossplay enabled for Java and Bedrock

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Robo’s World?	Apply through our Discord link: Discord Link
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a close-knit community
Are there any rules in Robo’s World?	Yes, no stealing, griefing, or hacking allowed. Everything is done in survival mode
Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, crossplay is enabled so you can join from either version
Will the map ever reset?	No, the map will never reset, keeping your creations safe

CraftWarZone Minecraft Server

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, CraftWarZone, creative assembly, DLC News, FLC Trailer, Gaming, Karanak, legend, Minecraft, Patch 5.1 Notes, Roll Charts, Server, Steam, strategy, Tactics, total war, Total War General, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, Warhammer, What’s next

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and a sprinkle of madness.

Legend has it that on our server, you can roll for your starting gear just like in Total War: Warhammer! Who needs diamonds when you can start off with a magical sword or a potion of invisibility? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with new patches and DLCs just like Total War: Warhammer III. Who knows what crazy new features and content we’ll add next? It’s like Christmas every day!

And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with Karanak himself in our server. That’s right, the bloodthirsty daemon hound is roaming around, waiting to challenge brave adventurers like yourself. Will you survive the encounter and claim his treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little… chaotic.

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LostInCraft Minecraft Server

(Audio), accessories, Bluetooth, Decision making, Durability, earbuds, electronics, Gadgets, headphones, long-lasting, Lost, LostInCraft, Minecraft, Music, Recommendations, Replacement, review, Server, shopping, sound quality, Technology, Upgrade, wireless, XM5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that poop diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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OpinionatedGriefer

alzheimer’s, anger issues, baby shower, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Empathy, family, Genetic, Honesty, infertility, Menopause, mood swings, older mother, OpinionatedGriefer, Opinions, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Understanding, young adult life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing older than our players is the blocks they mine! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive anger, mood swings, and unexpected twists and turns just like caring for your elderly parents in your 20s!

We promise a gaming experience like no other, where you’ll have to navigate through challenges just like our players navigated through their formative years with older parents. Build your own virtual support system and make sure to have things put in place so you don’t end up caring for your fellow players in their golden years.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a life lesson in the making! And if anyone calls you an asshole for speaking the truth, just block them like you would a creeper in the night. See you in the game, adventurer!

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