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Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

#classified information, China, classified documents, court case, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage scandal, guilty plea, guilty verdict, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, pleads guilty, Secrets4Diamonds, security breach, selling secrets, Server, Treason, us soldier, US-China relations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3351
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	297	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Animals Bred:	139	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	9123	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Farms Harvested:	213	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Farms Harvested:	597
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Towns Built:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Potions Brewed:	183	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Votes:	8526
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

CelebHideoutCraft

AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Votes:	4235
Astral Projections Made:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

PutinsPuzzleCraft

biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
New Chunks Explored:	332378	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchantments Applied:	127	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting