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The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Farms Harvested:	660	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

30s, action, animation, binge-worthy, Chick Flicks, Classics, comedy, Drama, FANTASY, Favorite, Foreign, independent, love, Minecraft, movies, must watch, Nostalgia, romance, Sci Fi, smp, Thriller, Women

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

#dare, Awful, challenge, Disgusting, Eating, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Food, funny, gross, Minecraft, mistake, never again, put in mouth, regret, smp, spit out, Story, swallow, Taste, TasteTestGoneWrong, worst thing, yuck

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

SibCraft: Building Bonds

bonds, building, childhood memories, comforting moment, family bond, heartwarming moments., SibCraft, sibling bond, sibling care, sibling comfort, sibling companionship, sibling compassion, sibling connection, sibling hugs, sibling kindness, sibling laughter., sibling love, sibling memories, sibling relationship, sibling support, sibling trust, sibling understanding, sibling unity

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Emeralds Found:	917	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264

Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

2030, Attack, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, european security, Geopolitics, German intelligence, global conflict, international relations, Military, military aggression, Military analysis, military capabilities, Minecraft, nato, potential conflict, RedstoneRush, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic planning, threat assessment

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

SirenCraftIsrael

ALERT, central Israel, civilians, Conflict, Defense, emergency, fear, gaza, Hamas, Israel, major cities, MIDDLE EAST, Protection, rocket attack, Safety, SECURITY, SirenCraftIsrael, sirens, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Yo, imagine being in the middle of building your epic Minecraft castle and suddenly you hear SIRENS BLARING! That’s right, on this server, we keep things LIT by simulating real-life chaos like rocket attacks in Central Israel. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness while still crafting your dream world. It’s a blast, literally! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of building under fire!

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

accumulation, contaminated, contamination, critters, diet, eastern canada, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental regulations, killer whales, legacy contaminants, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammals, marine pollution, Pollution, regulations, reproductive failure, toxic chemicals, Whale, Whales, wildlife conservation, woes

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Star Shards Collected:	113
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Raven Craft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

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Chattanet

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Chattanet, Community, competitive, Dungeons, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Leaderboards, Maps, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, pillars of fortune, Skyblock, team-up, TNT Lobbers, TNT Tag, Ultimate

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	171	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

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Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

adult content, Boundaries, controversial, Curiosity, ethical dilemma, family, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Minecraft, moms, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Play, Psychological, relationships, role playing, Server, sexual curiosity, societal norms, taboo, taboo fantasy, UNCOMFORTABLE, voyeurism, watch

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	383	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!