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LifeSucksMC Server

Adversity, bitter truths, Challenges, coming to terms with reality, coping with disappointment, difficult experiences, Disappointment, disillusionment, disillusionment with life, facing setbacks, finding out the hard way, harsh reality, harsh truths, life sucks, LifeSucksMC, negative outlook, painful lessons, realization, Server, Struggle, tough times, unpleasant surprises

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6117
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ores Mined:	8846
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours only to be blown up by a creeper? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, life doesn’t just suck – it blows! Literally, we have a custom plugin that blows you away every time you respawn just for the fun of it.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where you have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks? The winner gets a prize of… well, nothing really, but bragging rights are priceless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to the latest hits from the Note Block DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco ball room hidden deep within the mines.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of chaos, laughter, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knew that life sucking could be so much fun?

MineCraftJobSwitcher

Burnout, conflicts with coworkers, constant stress, declining performance, feeling stagnant, feeling unappreciated, feeling underpaid, feeling undervalued, feeling unfulfilled, job dissatisfaction, lack of challenge, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of support from management, low morale, micromanagement, MineCraftJobSwitcher, no room for advancement, poor work-life balance, toxic work environment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1206	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	178
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in someone else’s base? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance? Then it’s time to join our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself logs on to ask for building tips. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the ability to turn your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So what are you waiting for? Quit your day job and come join us on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHate, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Minecraft, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, retaliatory strikes, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Yemen

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	9243

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

HodeidahBoomCraft

breaking news, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, emergency response, evacuation, explosions, Hodeidah, HodeidahBoomCraft, humanitarian crisis, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Rebel forces, Saudi Arabia, united nations, violence, War, Western coast, Yemen, Yemeni government

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only thing exploding is your mind with fun and laughter! we have so much chaos and craziness, you’ll think you’ve been transported to a land of pure insanity!

our spawn point is like a war zone, with explosions going off left and right. but don’t worry, it’s just our way of welcoming you to the server!

we have custom mini-games like “TNT tag” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes in your face. it’s a blast…literally!

oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yep, you heard that right. we have pigs that can fly around the server, dropping presents and causing mischief wherever they go.

so come on down to our explosive paradise and join in on the madness! who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

CraftingLand: Where Every Landing is a Takeoff

air travel, aircraft, Airline (Industry), airports, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation operations, aviation safety, aviation success, aviation trends, CraftingLand, equal numbers, flight management, flight operations, flight statistics, great year, Landing, Pilots, Safety, successful landings, takeoff, takeoffs, travel industry

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, the best thing ever. like, you spawn in and suddenly you’re in the middle of this crazy airport where all the planes are made out of blocks.

you can like, build your own plane and fly around the server, but here’s the catch – you gotta have the same number of successful landings as takeoffs. it’s like, the ultimate challenge, man.

but wait, there’s more. there’s this legendary pilot who flies around on a giant chicken, and if you can catch him, he’ll give you a special diamond sword that can one-shot any mob.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the admins hang out and throw crazy parties. if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

so like, come join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Game Life SMP

Adults, adults only, Beta, Block Game Life, Community, Dailyrewards, Economy, Experience, HARD, July 20th, laid back, Laidback, Laidbackserver, landscape, Launching, Minecraft, next weekend, No Kids Allowed, Nogrief, Nonpvp, pay to win, planet minecraft, Server, server launch, smp, Survival, Users, Vote

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Void Armor Forged:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Block Game Life is a server launching NEXT WEEKEND JULY 20th. We aim to provide a laid back, no kids allowed experience to our users. We will NEVER be pay to win as well!

We offer an adults only community, beta-esque server landscapes, and more!

block-game.life

Hotdog Water: Where the only thing harder than surviving is not drinking the water

bed TP, Discord, Drinking, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, Harder, hotdog, https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex, https://hdw.dog, Java 1.20.6, Land Claim, no cheating, play.hotdogwater.dog, PvP, stealing, Surviving, Water

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ores Mined:	4445	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380

Minecraft Server: Hotdog Water

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.20.6
Vote for resets on Discord
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

– PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed

– No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog

– Website: https://hdw.dog

– Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
Is this server Hardcore Vanilla Survival?	Yes, it is a Hardcore Vanilla Survival server running on Java 1.20.6
Are resets based on player votes?	Yes, players can vote for resets on Discord
Are PvP, griefing, and stealing allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP, griefing, and stealing are allowed on the server
Is cheating or hacking allowed?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on the server

CountryCraft Minecraft Server

Ambassador, best, Candidate, Country, CountryCraft, cultural representation, Diplomacy, diplomatic skills, Diversity, election, global perspective, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, national pride, national values, patriotism, political figure, public image, REPRESENTATIVE, Server, Unity

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show? Well, on our Minecraft server, we let YOU choose who represents your country! That’s right, forget about elections and campaigning, just build the biggest, most impressive structure and you’ll be crowned the leader of your nation! Want to see a llama as president? Done. How about a giant chicken as prime minister? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our wacky server. Join now and show the world who truly deserves to lead!

OldOnePieceMC Server

Audience, Characters, encounter, fantasy land, Freak, giant banana, GOD, INSANE, miss, normal, old One Piece, OldOnePieceMC, Places, quirky, quirky and weird., sea, Server, SHS, stand out, weird, weird shit, world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience a world where everything is absolutely bananas – literally! Imagine sailing the high seas and coming across a dude who lives in a giant banana – that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Explore a world where the boundaries of reality are constantly being pushed, where every corner you turn reveals a new and outrageous adventure. From villages made entirely of candy to mountains that spew out rainbow lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join now and become a part of a community where the only limit is your imagination – and even that is pushed to the extreme! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking parrot who gives you quests or a pirate ship crewed by llamas. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

BankOfNieceCraft

addiction, bank account, BankOfNieceCraft, Boundaries, Canada, education savings, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, financial management, financial responsibility, gift money, investing, legal age, mental health concerns, mother-daughter relationship, Niece, personal finance, resp, shopping addiction

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6155
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of financial management just like OP’s sister! Join us for a wild ride of adventures and misadventures as we navigate the treacherous waters of investing (or not investing) birthday and Christmas money.

Our server is the perfect place for those looking to escape the harsh realities of financial responsibility and dive headfirst into a world of virtual banking drama. Will you open an account to save for your future education, or will you risk it all on a risky investment scheme? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like in real life, family drama may ensue. Will you be the hero who helps your niece open a bank account against her mother’s wishes, or will you stay out of it and watch the chaos unfold? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of financial independence in a virtual world where anything is possible (even if it involves losing all your birthday money to questionable investments). See you in the game!