Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so many green spaces that even the police shootings are lower! Like, seriously, our grass is so lush and green that it creates a force field of peace and tranquility. Plus, if you live in a county with high levels of social deprivation, the green spaces work even better at keeping the cops away! It’s like magic, but with grass. So come on over and experience the ultimate in safety and serenity while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Sprawl vs. Density: Blocky Bucks
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da wildest urban development patterns dat will blow ur mind. like, if u grew up in a high-sprawl neighborhood, ur earning potential gonna be lower than a dude who grew up in a denser hood. it’s like, da game knows ur destiny based on where u spawn in, man. come join us and see how ur socioeconomic outcome gonna be affected by our insane city layouts. it’s like real life, but in block form. u won’t regret it, bro.

