urban sprawl Minecraft Servers

Urban Sprawl

  • Sprawl vs. Density: Blocky Bucks

    Sprawl vs. Density: Blocky Bucks

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    yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da wildest urban development patterns dat will blow ur mind. like, if u grew up in a high-sprawl neighborhood, ur earning potential gonna be lower than a dude who grew up in a denser hood. it’s like, da game knows ur destiny based on where u spawn in, man. come join us and see how ur socioeconomic outcome gonna be affected by our insane city layouts. it’s like real life, but in block form. u won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Car Craze City Minecraft Server

    Car Craze City Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that is as chaotic as China’s carcentric cities? Look no further! Our server is full of STROADS and 6-lane streets that will make you question your sanity. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world designed for driving, not walking.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are confused. They’ll be driving cars instead of exploding, adding a whole new level of challenge to the game. And if you ever get tired of the madness, just ask us to explain why we should stop building carcentric cities – we’ll give you a hilarious answer that will leave you in stitches.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to drive like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs walking when you can race through the streets of our Minecraft server like a pro? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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  • Why Are Walkability And Public Transportation Incomprehensible Minecraft SMP

    Why Are Walkability And Public Transportation Incomprehensible Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of trying to navigate the confusing world of walkability and public transportation in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only mode of transportation is riding pigs with jetpacks strapped to their backs!

    Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.

    But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!

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  • CityCraft Minecraft Server

    CityCraft Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where all Americans live in cities like Baltimore, Detroit, and Chicago! πŸ™οΈ

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server has a unique social atmosphere where everyone communicates through interpretive dance and beatboxing. πŸ•ΊπŸŽ€

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Gang, a group of players who roam the streets throwing cheeseburgers at unsuspecting newcomers. πŸ”πŸ’₯

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party held every Saturday night in the sewers. πŸ•ΊπŸŽ‰

    So come on down to our crazy cityscape and see what all the hype is about! Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t take kindly to outsiders. πŸ¦™πŸ•ΆοΈ

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  • Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

    Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

    So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

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  • CraftyBlockz: Where Suburbs and LOLz Collide in the Ultimate Podlife Showdown!

    CraftyBlockz: Where Suburbs and LOLz Collide in the Ultimate Podlife Showdown!

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! We may not have a name, but we sure have a lot of craziness going on. Join our server and you’ll find yourself in the middle of a battle between suburban defenders and podlife haters… wait, what even is podlife?

    But don’t worry, you won’t have time to question it because you’ll be too busy building your Minecraft empire while dodging flaming arrows from the suburban warriors. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Minecart of Destiny that will take you on a wild ride through the server’s most treacherous terrains.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre clash of ideologies while trying to survive in a virtual world where anything can happen? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

    KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

    our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

    we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! πŸŽ‰πŸ¦„πŸ­

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  • MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

    MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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    come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

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  • CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

    CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

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    Server Name CrabCraft 🐚
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Season Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
    Description A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

    FAQs

    Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

    A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

    Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

    A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

    Q: Is the server secure?

    A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

    A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

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  • FashionCraft Minecraft Server

    FashionCraft Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!

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