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| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 2789 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
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