lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!
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RentControlCraft Minecraft Server
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TreeMistakeHeatwave
come join our epic minecraft server where the trees are so cool they can literally save you from a heatwave! our climate models are off the charts, like seriously, who needs air conditioning when you have our magical trees? join now and experience the ultimate tree-powered coolness, you won’t regret it!
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NocturnalCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we party all night long cuz apparently humans are gonna start being nocturnal or some sh*t. like who needs the sun when you got our lit server to keep you entertained all night? we got glow in the dark blocks, mobs that only come out at night, and a disco ball that drops from the sky every hour. plus, rumor has it that if you stay up all night mining, you might just uncover a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the ultimate night owl experience!
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CoolCraft: CitySweat Relief
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, all you Minecraft players out there! Do you wanna join the most lit server in the whole dang universe? Well, look no further, cuz we got the craziest, wackiest, and most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a bustling city, surrounded by skyscrapers and bustling streets. But wait, there’s a twist! The key to cooling down those hot urban heat islands lies in the countryside, baby! That’s right, we got rural belts around the city that can reduce temperatures by over 0.5°C! How insane is that?
But that’s not all, folks! We got scientists from the University of Surrey’s Global Centre for Clean Air Research and Southeast University in China working round the clock to make this server the coolest (literally) place to be. So come on down and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and help us cool down those urban heat islands like never before!
Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let’s make Minecraft history together! Peace out, my fellow gamers!
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ForestCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build community forests around our cities to protect nature and serve our residents! 🌲🌳🌿imagine chopping down trees and building your house in a lush, green forest right outside of a bustling city! 🌆🏡
we have crazy events like tree planting competitions where the winner gets a diamond axe! 💎🪓
our server is so eco-friendly that even the creepers plant trees instead of blowing up! 🌳💣
join us now and be a part of the most environmentally conscious minecraft server in the world! 🌍🌲🎮
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Craftopia: Less Ppl, Less Crime & Traffic
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all the hustle and bustle of crowded servers? Well, come join our server where the population is declining faster than a creeper explosion!We’ve got so few players that crime and traffic are practically non-existent! You can finally build your dream house without worrying about some griefer coming in and wrecking it. And forget about getting stuck in a traffic jam of pigs and cows – our server is as peaceful as a baby zombie sleeping.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the tranquility of a server on the brink of extinction. Who needs a bustling community when you can have all the peace and quiet you could ever want? Let’s get building, baby!
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SeaWallCityCraft
yo, join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build walls taller than yo mama to protect us from rising sea levels. we got dolphins riding on llamas, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a potato. come join us before the ocean swallows us whole and we all turn into mermaids. mermaids with pickaxes, that is. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.
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GreenZoneCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and your brain stays sharper for longer! if you live in a neighborhood with low SES, this server is perfect for you because it will make your brain go brrrrrr! imagine being able to remember where you left your diamonds for once, thanks to all the greenness around you. and don’t worry about the highly populated neighborhoods, we have plenty of space for everyone to build their dream base. so come on over and experience the cognitive benefits of our green paradise!
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RiverSwimCraft
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing you see is the mayor of Paris taking a dip in the Seine river. but get this, he’s not just swimming for fun, he’s actually trying to prove a point about E. coli bacteria. like, who does that? but hey, if the mayor can swim in a contaminated river, imagine all the crazy stuff you can do on this server!we’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind, like parkour courses that will make you question your sanity. and after you’re done with all the games, you can chill in our swimming pool in the river. yeah, you heard that right. we have a swimming pool in the river. it’s like the ultimate flex, bro.
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what other insane things you’ll find here. maybe a llama riding contest or a secret underground disco party. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. so what are you waiting for? dive in and join the madness!
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CraftyRoads: Vision Zero LOLZ
come join our epic minecraft server where we build roads safer than seattle after a wild taco truck rampage! our vision zero project is to make sure no more tacos are harmed in the making of our roads. join now to help us save the tacos and build the craziest minecraft city ever! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret taco dungeon hidden somewhere in the server… find it if you dare!