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HamasCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, alleged, Conflict, controversy, defends, Defense, Ethics, Hamas, HamasCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Israeli, Justice, Lawmaker, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Prisoner, rape, Server, sexual assault, War Crimes

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Animals Bred:	192	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join in on all the wackiness? I’m talking about a place where you can build your own empire, battle crazy mobs, and even defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners by Israeli lawmakers!

I know, I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but trust me, it’s all part of the fun on this server. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces such wild and controversial events?

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legendary player to defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners in the virtual world!

CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops

controversy, CraftyVenezuelaVoteOops, Democracy, Disputed, election, electoral commission, fraud, International, intervention, investigation, Juan Guaido, Nicolas Maduro, OAS, opposition, Organization of American States, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, unreliable, Venezuela, vote results

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	2161
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a venezuelan election! the organization of american states can’t even handle our level of chaos! build your own dictatorship or start a revolution, the choice is yours! plus, our voting system is just as unreliable as the real venezuelan vote results, so you never know what will happen next! join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers!

CraftyCredz: Spend Wisely, Build Boldly

Boldly, BUILD, CraftyCredz, credit card benefits, credit card debt, credit card disadvantages, credit card misuse, credit card rewards, credit card usage, credit cards, DEBT, financial management, financial responsibility, free money, luxury spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, Poor, Rewards, Rich, spend, spending habits, Status, Wisely

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so like, u know how some people think credit cards r like free money? well on our server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and u can swipe ur way to riches and fame! the more u spend, the more rewards u get! it’s like a never-ending shopping spree where u can buy anything u want, even if u don’t have the money for it! become the ultimate credit card warrior and show off ur debt in style! join now and start swiping away!

PrimeCraft: Unveiling the Numbers

AAAS, academic journal, American Association for the Advancement of Science, Breakthrough, discovery, hidden structure, mathematical analysis, mathematical breakthrough, mathematical structure, Mathematics, mathematics news, number theory, number theory research, Numbers, prime factorization, prime number distribution, prime number theorem, prime number theory, prime numbers, PrimeCraft, research, Science, Unveiling

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Votes:	7680	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u found it! this server is like finding a diamond block in a cave full of creepers. why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. yes, u heard me right, CAKE! and not just any cake, but cake that gives u superpowers. u can fly, shoot fireballs, and even turn into a unicorn. but that’s not all, folks. there are also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Mc.GameGrief.Fun ♦ 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.20.4, Adventure, BUILD, classic, Community, Creative, Donations, Duels, Economy, Explore, Factions, Fun, Gaming, Large Online, Mc.GameGrief.Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Private, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	597
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun

195.201.204.247:25814

HoodEscape Minecraft Server

achieving dreams, breaking barriers, breaking the cycle, building a better future, changing lives, disadvantaged communities, escaping poverty, finding success, getting out of the hood, HoodEscape, improving circumstances, inner city struggles, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, poverty-stricken neighborhoods, pursuing education, pursuing goals, pursuing success, seeking opportunities, Server, social mobility, upward mobility, urban challenges

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Villages Defended:	11

Are you tired of being stuck in the hood, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the hood by building your own mansion made of diamond blocks and riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

WakeAndBake Minecraft Server

#WakeAndBake, Airbnb, Airport, aita, Bars, college friends, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Friend, friendship, group dynamics, leaving for the airport, Minecraft, not waking up, rental car, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette, travel, Wedding, wedding party

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid waking up friends for airport rides!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!

GrandCraftyHeist

cousins, Estate Planning, extended family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family legacy, family relationships, Family secrets, family wealth, financial dispute, generational wealth, GrandCraftyHeist, Grandparents, Inheritance, real estate, selling house, sibling rivalry, trust fund

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Towns Built:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft house? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!

Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!

HateBrusselsSprouts Minecraft SMP

changing tastes, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, childhood toys, childhood treats, childhood TV shows, DISLIKES, growing up, HateBrusselsSprouts, kids activities, kids entertainment, kids shows, kids’ food, kids’ hobbies, kids’ interests, kids’ pastimes, kids’ preferences, kids’ snacks, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1863
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Remember that one toy you used to play with for hours on end as a kid, but now it just collects dust in the corner of your room? Well, this Minecraft SMP is like that toy, except it’s still as awesome as ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy shenanigans, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.