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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2933 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8434 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.
Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!