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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 3134 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 269 |
And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.
Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!