we’ve got crazy high risk adventures waiting for you in LA (minecraft version, of course).
imagine battling giant lava monsters with your trusty robotic fireman by your side, or exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure and danger.
join now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by a pack of urban coyotes. But don’t worry, these coyotes are friendly and will guide you through the cityscape of our server. They’ll show you all the best loot and secret hideouts that only the most daring players can discover.
And get this â the more time you spend in the urban areas, the higher your survival rate! It’s like these coyotes have some kind of mystical power that keeps you safe from harm. But watch out, cuz if you stray too far into the natural habitats, you might not make it out alive.
So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where urban coyotes are your best friends and survival is the name of the game. Who knew that adapting to city life could be so much fun? Let’s do this!
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!
But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!
our server is located in a post-apocalyptic city where the birds have mutated into super bacteria carriers. explore the polluted rivers and landfill sites filled with dangerous bacteria, but don’t worry, you can always build yourself a hazmat suit out of diamond blocks to protect yourself.
join us now and experience the thrill of fighting off antibiotic-resistant birds while trying to survive in a city overrun by mutated creatures. it’s like a science fiction movie, but with more crafting and less plot coherence. come on, what are you waiting for? the birds are waiting for you!
join our server to uncover the MYSTERY of why these birds are so BASIC in the city! maybe they just like the fast food and tall buildings, who knows? come on, it’s a WILD ride of discovery and LOLZ.
plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s make some bird friends and figure out why they’re so BORING in the city!
u know how sometimes u feel all sad and stuff? well, guess what? on this server, u will be so happy and full of joy that u won’t even remember what depression feels like. it’s like a magical happy land where all ur worries disappear and u just have a blast building and exploring with ur new minecraft buddies.
plus, rumor has it that if u join this server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft master. u’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from ur hands, and even summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow u around.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life!
| Idea | We are a unique modded whitelist SMP focusing on community building, collaboration, and longevity. |
|---|---|
| Modpack & Season | ATM9 with a few added mods, second season currently live. |
| About Us | Experienced system admin team dedicated to creating a long-lasting community. |
| Whitelist | Discord – https://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can get whitelisted by joining our Discord server and following the instructions provided. |
| What mods are included in the modpack? | We use ATM9 modpack with some additional mods for a unique gameplay experience. |
| Can I create my own town in the server? | Absolutely! You can join an existing town or start your own to contribute to the community. |
| Is the server actively managed? | Yes, our experienced system admin team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for all players. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Libestan Queen, who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have a fanbase tag that will make you feel like a true part of the wackiest community around.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have NSFW art that will make your eyeballs pop out of your head! Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. KRONII LOVE! ðĪŠððĨ
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your tour guide. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you meet our resident chicken who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that spans the entire server. Rumor has it that if you ride the coaster backwards at midnight, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a few exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any annoying classmates bothering you? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players.
Forget about drawing guys or lolis for creepy classmates, here you can build whatever your heart desires without any judgment. And if anyone tries to push you into doing something you’re not comfortable with, just block them like you would a creeper in the game!
So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and have a laugh along the way. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled classmates and judgmental parents. See you in the game!
Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of the Minecraft universe, where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is filled with players who have discovered that they can actually mine real diamonds in-game and sell them for millions in real life.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on our server that leads to a dimension where everyone’s body is made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?
So come on over and join us for a truly mind-blowing Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just discover something about your body that you never knew before!
