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Pixel Pollution & Parkour
so, like, you wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make you smarter and stuff. like, they did a meta-analysis and found out that breathing in all dat fresh air and being surrounded by green and blue spaces can like, totally make yo brain bigger and better. so if you wanna be a genius and not forget where you put your diamonds, you gotta join dis server, yo. plus, we got like, secret hidden caves with treasure and unicorns that poop rainbows. it’s gonna be lit, fam. -
Green Space Cop Stop
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so many green spaces that even the police shootings are lower! Like, seriously, our grass is so lush and green that it creates a force field of peace and tranquility. Plus, if you live in a county with high levels of social deprivation, the green spaces work even better at keeping the cops away! It’s like magic, but with grass. So come on over and experience the ultimate in safety and serenity while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it! -
Green Space Survival
Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like a magical forest of fun and craziness, where the trees are your best friends and they make you live forever! Studies have shown that if you play on this server, your chances of dying are like, super low, especially if you build your house within 1km of a tree. Forget those lame servers with tiny greenspaces, here we have GIANT trees that will protect you from any danger. Join now and become immortal in the world of Minecraft! -
No-Dog Shit GTA Land
Come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of rainbow skittles and the pigs fly with jetpacks! We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the creepers are trained to do the moonwalk. Our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the golden potato hidden in the enchanted forest. Plus, there is no dog-shit on the streets of GTA! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
BoomerCraft – Light Pollution Edition
hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even old folks wit alzheimers be playin on it! yea u heard me right, dey be buildin epic castles n stuff while forgettin where dey put dere keys! forget about all dem otha servers, dis one got da best light pollution in da game! forget about alcohol abuse, chronic kidney disease, depression, and obesity, we got dat sweet sweet light pollution dat old folks luv! so come on and join us, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! -
BirdBrainsCarBuffet
come join our epic minecraft server where the birds have taken over and are foraging insects on cars! it’s a global phenomenon, dude. you gotta see it to believe it. who needs regular old survival mode when you can witness birds with big brains taking over the world? join now before the birds evolve even more and start building their own bird cities. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. #birdbrainrevolution -
GreenZoneCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and your brain stays sharper for longer! if you live in a neighborhood with low SES, this server is perfect for you because it will make your brain go brrrrrr! imagine being able to remember where you left your diamonds for once, thanks to all the greenness around you. and don’t worry about the highly populated neighborhoods, we have plenty of space for everyone to build their dream base. so come on over and experience the cognitive benefits of our green paradise! -
EcoCraft: Heart Health Boost!
economically deprived neighborhoods, heart health, urban green space, community health, public healthYo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the water is bluer than your grandma’s wig! We got so much green space and blue water, you’ll feel like you’re living in a fancy gated community!And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.
Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!
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CityDecadeLockdown
Are you tired of boring old cities with their pesky rules and regulations? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and live in our wacky, wild city where anything goes!Picture this: you’re walking down the street and suddenly a herd of llamas come galloping by, followed by a parade of dancing pigs. Need a break from city life? Just hop on a flying pig and soar through the skies!
But that’s not all – our city is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch. And don’t worry about food, our city is filled with magical trees that grow pizza slices and ice cream cones!
So why settle for a boring old city when you can join us and live in the craziest, most exciting place on Earth (or Minecraft)! Join now and let the adventure begin!