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Wall Art Destruction
yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, when the berlin wall fell, over fifteen acres of public art was destroyed, like whaaat? but on dis server, we got art for days, fam. u wanna build a giant statue of a chicken? go for it. wanna make a pixel art of a taco? yas queen, do it up. dis server is all about expressin yo creative side in da most outrageous ways possible. plus, we got mini games like spleef where u can battle it out with ur friends and show em who’s boss. so come join us at 123.Creative.Mine.xxx and let’s get this party started! -
Dark Room Delight
Yo, have you ever wondered what’s hiding in the darkest, dankest room of a city? Well, on our server, we got a secret room that’s so dark, even the mobs are scared to go in! Legend has it, the last person who entered never came out… But hey, that just adds to the mystery, right?Join our server and be the first to uncover the secrets of the forbidden room! Who knows what treasures (or monsters) lie within? Plus, if you survive the challenge, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and test your luck in the darkest room of all time!
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Trash Confetti Landfill
join our epic minecraft server and be part of the wackiest adventure of your life! we have so much confetti in our landfills that archeologists from the future will be scratching their heads trying to figure out what kind of crazy parties we used to have. come join us and uncover the mysteries of our trash history while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. trust us, you won’t regret it! -
Shithole City Minecraft SMP – Who Dey or However
Are you tired of your shithole city getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our SMP and watch as we nuke it off the face of the earth! Say goodbye to pesky buildings and hello to a fresh start full of diamonds and creepers waiting to blow you up (in a fun way, of course)! Join now for the ultimate destruction and creation experience, because who needs a city when you have a whole new world to explore? -
Shit Hole Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!
2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!
3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?
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MilanoMadness Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Milano may be a shithole, but our server is a diamond in the rough! Forget about the lack of AC in the metro, because in our world, you can build your own air-conditioned paradise. And who needs clean streets when you can create your own trash-free utopia with just a few clicks?Join us and escape the weird people of Milano by teaming up with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are. Trust us, the 500 euros you spent on that city will seem like chump change once you see the incredible creations and wild adventures waiting for you on our server.
So come on, ditch Milano and come play with us. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?
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Pixelated Apocalypse Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just sunshine and rainbows? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our post-dystopian Minecraft server where the world has been ravaged by chaos and destruction!Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our spawn point is located in the middle of a radioactive wasteland where mutant creepers roam freely. But don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.
Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our zombie-infested city, where the undead roam the streets looking for their next meal. And trust us, you do NOT want to be their next meal.
But wait, there’s more! How about taking on our boss battles, where you’ll face off against giant spiders, killer robots, and even a dragon or two. Think you have what it takes to come out on top?
So what are you waiting for? Join our post-dystopian Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of insanity and chaos! Who needs sunshine and rainbows when you can have mutant creepers and zombie hordes instead?
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AbandonedCraft: No Squatters Allowed!
Yo, you ever tried to live in a abandoned building in Minecraft? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE, MAN. Zombies be creepin’ up on you, skeletons shootin’ arrows at your butt, and don’t even get me started on them creepers blowin’ up your crib. But fear not, because on our server, you can live in luxury! We got diamond blocks for walls, emerald floors, and a pool filled with lava for that extra spicy touch. Join us and say goodbye to those dingy old buildings, and hello to the lap of luxury! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now and start living your best blocky life! -
CityCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where all Americans live in cities like Baltimore, Detroit, and Chicago! ποΈWhy should you join? Well, for starters, our server has a unique social atmosphere where everyone communicates through interpretive dance and beatboxing. πΊπ€
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Gang, a group of players who roam the streets throwing cheeseburgers at unsuspecting newcomers. ππ₯
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party held every Saturday night in the sewers. πΊπ
So come on down to our crazy cityscape and see what all the hype is about! Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t take kindly to outsiders. π¦πΆοΈ