#uraniumeater Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToadLand Minecraft server

Absinthe, administration, comfortable, Community, Cozy, Friendly, Frog, gameplay, gift, Help, improving, minecraft server, Private, Stable, Suggestions, texture pack, toad, ToadLand, Version 1.18.1, Waiting

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6558
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you looking for a cozy private Minecraft server? Would you like to make new acquaintances over a bottle or two of virtual absinthe? And do you also respect toads and frogs?

In this case, we believe you will like it with us!

ToadLand is a private server on version 1.18.1, which will provide you with stable and comfortable gameplay.

We are constantly improving in all areas, trying to do everything to make playing enjoyable and interesting for you, and the administration is always ready to help and take into account any of your opinions and suggestions regarding our project.

As a gift to all players – our toad texture pack!

We are waiting for you!

toadland.ru

Rice Ball Rave Minecraft Server

Anime, Ball, bland, cultural representation, DISAPPOINTING, food culture, Japanese cuisine, japanese food, let down, Let Me Down, Manga, Minecraft, not as good, not authentic, not impressive, not tasty, Onigiri, Overrated, Popular, rave, Rice, rice balls, Server, snack, Traditional

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Onigiri/rice balls are jealous!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own pixelated paradise and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But beware, our server is so addictive, you might forget to eat anything other than Onigiri/rice balls for days!

We have custom plugins that will make your jaw drop faster than a stack of diamonds falling into lava. And our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life anime. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

Sugar Mama Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating older women, dating wealthy partners, dating wealthy women, Financial Security, Financial Stability, MAMA, Minecraft, MONEY, Older Women, relationships, smp, Sugar, Sugar Dating, sugar mama, sugar momma, sugar mommy, sugar mommy dating, sugar relationship, wealthy lifestyle, wealthy partners, wealthy women

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Are you tired of dating normal women who can’t even afford to buy you a diamond sword in Minecraft? Join our SMP where all the players are sugar mommas ready to spoil you with riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to young girls who can’t even mine diamonds properly and hello to a life of luxury and endless resources. Who needs love when you can have a sugar momma who will shower you with enchanted gear and build you the most epic base imaginable? Join now and level up your dating game to epic proportions!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Crafty, Minecraft, Party, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	New Chunks Explored:	785877
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of craziness and fun! Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken named Cluckington.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its fruity powers?

Join now for the chance to participate in our epic monthly llama races, where players ride on the backs of speedy llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying squids. It’s a race like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Breed Me Minecraft SMP

7xxzv, Bara, Breed, BREED Edition, desuarchive, Edition, filter, i9mix, io, last thread, long tail tags, Map, Minecraft, Rentry, shitpost filter, smp, Tag, tagmap, tagmap.io, Thread, thread 70958554, Trash, writefaggotry

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Emeralds Found:	9783
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	9290	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6948
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1275	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take breeding to a whole new level! Join us in our quest to create the ultimate bara creatures through selective breeding and genetic manipulation.

Our last thread got so wild, with players creating bara beasts that could bench press a mountain and crush their enemies with a single flex. Check out our tagmap to see all the bara monstrosities that have been unleashed upon our world.

If you’re into writefaggotry, we’ve got plenty of stories about the epic battles and steamy romances that have unfolded on our server. From forbidden bara love affairs to intense bara breeding competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t worry about any pesky shitposts ruining your experience – we’ve got a top-of-the-line shitpost filter to keep things classy and bara-tastic. So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server and see if you have what it takes to create the ultimate bara masterpiece!

Pixel Pajeet’s Minecraft Server

Appearance, comparison, Cultural differences, demographics, Diversity, ethnicities, genetics, global perspectives, heritage, immigration, Indian, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, pajeets, physical features, PIXEL, racial identity, Server, South Asian, Stereotypes, subcontinent, united states, variation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Are you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and experience a wild world of pajeet diversity like you’ve never seen before! From rainbow-colored skin to giant googly eyes, our players come in all shapes and sizes. It’s like a melting pot of craziness, just like the good ol’ US of A. So why settle for bland when you can join the most visually stimulating server out there? Come on in and let your pajeet flag fly high!

Watcha guys watching tonight? Minecraft SMP: 2001 Vibes

2001 PPVs, aew, alternative programming, binge watching, card lineup, Classics, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, entertainment options, favorites, guys, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, pay-per-view, Recommendations, smp, streaming, tonight, tv shows, VIBES, watch party, WATCHA, Watching, wrestling, Wrestling Matches

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Animals Bred:	69	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Well look no further, because our server is the ultimate comedy show of the Minecraft world!

Join us for insane shenanigans like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, organizing epic llama races through treacherous obstacle courses, and staging elaborate pranks that will leave your fellow players scratching their heads in confusion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic wrestling matches this side of the Nether. Forget about boring old AEW, our players put on shows that will have you on the edge of your seat, cheering for your favorite blocky wrestler as they take on their opponents in the ring of fire.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughs, chaos, and epic battles that will leave you begging for more!

Evolved Pixels Minecraft Server

adaptation, advancement, CHANGE, Development, Evolution, evolution in action, evolution of humans, evolution of species, evolution of technology, evolution process, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, evolutionary change, evolutionary progress, evolutionary psychology, evolved, Future, growth, Minecraft, next step, pixels, progress, Server, transformation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	160
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	2967	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, get ready to take the next step in evolution with our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly grew wings and started flying around like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And that’s not all – they also gained the ability to shoot fireballs from their hands and summon an army of friendly creepers to do their bidding. All because they joined our server!

But wait, there’s more! Joining our server will also grant you the power to turn any block into a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure gold?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft insanity! Who needs reality when you can have rainbow unicorns and diamond chickens, am I right?

Club Supporter No Personality Minecraft SMP

affiliation, Allegiance, belonging, club, Commitment, Community, Dedication, devotion, die hard, Fan, fanaticism, football, Identity, loyalty, Minecraft, Passion, Personality, smp, Soccer, sports, supporter, TEAM

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Crops Grown:	5173
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their personality disappeared! They were left with nothing but their undying love for our server and all the shenanigans that come with it.

Join us if you want to be part of a club where your personality is optional and chaos is mandatory. Build epic structures, engage in intense PvP battles, and maybe even uncover the secret of the missing personalities. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to solve the mystery and become a legend in our server’s history.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and a touch of absurdity, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos!

Block Butt Minecraft Server

BLOCK, blocking content, body censorship, butt, Censorship, censorship in art, censorship in entertainment, censorship in gaming, censorship in media, double standards, equality in media, female objectification, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender representation, gender stereotypes, male objectification, media censorship, media representation, Minecraft, Server, social media

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of censorship in Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can proudly show off your character’s butt without any restrictions! We believe in freedom of expression, even if it’s in block form.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Build giant butt statues, create butt-themed mini-games, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Butt Block, a mysterious block that grants incredible powers to those who find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come on over and join us for some cheeky fun (pun intended)! Let’s show the world that butts deserve to be seen in all their blocky glory.