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CookingCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, Asshole, bolognese, bonkers, Chef, cleaners, Cook, CookingCraft, Cottage pie, food shopping, friend’s family, Help, homecooked, Hospital, insult, kitchen, massive weekend, Minecraft, normal service, not cooking meals, Plans, repertoire, Server, SpagBol, Sparrows, surprised, Visiting, wedding breakfast

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Towns Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3594	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3756	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most seasoned chefs can’t handle the heat in the kitchen! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and kitchen calamities.

Imagine logging on to our server and finding your friend attempting to cook a gourmet meal for their sick mom, only to create a disaster that would make Gordon Ramsay cry. From measly portions of bolognese to cottage pies fit for sparrows, the kitchen is always a battlefield on our server.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our on-call cooks ready to swoop in and save the day. Just like in real life, sometimes you just need to call in the professionals to clean up the mess and whip up a masterpiece in under an hour.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a kitchen nightmare and still come out on top as the hero? Don’t be afraid to stir the pot and show off your cooking skills, just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that come with it.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our culinary Minecraft world!

ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA

attention seeking, Boundaries, brain injury, co parenting, Communication, custody, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional manipulation, estranged relationship, ex husband, ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA, family dynamics, Guilt, impact on child, legal issues, long distance parenting, medical information, parenting, privacy concerns, terminal illness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crops Grown:	2305	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Votes:	3548

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?

Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Star Shards Collected:	68
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	254
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magic Items Found:	2342
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mines Excavated:	2041

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	272
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5055	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!