🍆💦upward mobility Minecraft Servers

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

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Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

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HoodEscape Minecraft Server

achieving dreams, breaking barriers, breaking the cycle, building a better future, changing lives, disadvantaged communities, escaping poverty, finding success, getting out of the hood, HoodEscape, improving circumstances, inner city struggles, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, poverty-stricken neighborhoods, pursuing education, pursuing goals, pursuing success, seeking opportunities, Server, social mobility, upward mobility, urban challenges

Are you tired of being stuck in the hood, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the hood by building your own mansion made of diamond blocks and riding around on a diamond-encrusted pig.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ParentalUpgradeCraft

achieving more, AMBITION, aspirations, breaking the cycle, challenging norms, comparison, family dynamics, family legacy, fulfilling potential, generational expectations, generational progress, parental expectations, parental influence, ParentalUpgradeCraft, personal growth, self improvement, societal pressure, striving for more, success, surpassing parents, upward mobility

U Rite, me and my homies got a Minecraft server that will blow ur mind! Why join? Well, let me tell u a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. Yeah, u heard me right, a flying pig! And on our server, u can ride that pig into battle against evil zombies and creepers. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And if u join our server, u can have all the riches u ever dreamed of. So what u waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

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CaffeineCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is so cray-cray that the mining boss is all like “no coffee breaks for you, peasants!” he’s all about that grind, literally. but don’t worry, we have a secret coffee shop hidden in the mines for when you need that caffeine fix. join us if you want to defy the boss and sneak off for a latte. also, there’s a rumor that the boss is actually a giant block of diamond in disguise. come find out the truth and maybe steal some diamonds while you’re at it. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re not just for show. come join us for the most chaotic mining adventure of your life!

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SeaCraft: US Options Unlimited

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like the american forces are ready to deal with south china sea aggression? well, look no further cuz we got u covered, fam! our server is like a battlefield, but with blocks and creepers instead of guns and tanks.

imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u see a group of players trying to invade ur territory. what do u do? u call in the american forces, of course! our admiral is always ready with ‘options’ to deal with any aggression, just like in real life. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with more explosions and less actual danger.

join our server now and experience the thrill of battle in the world of minecraft. trust us, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who can say no to that? come join us and let’s conquer the south china sea together!

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DumbCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the dumb-dumbs out there! Join us and prove that you’re the dumbest of them all by completing ridiculous challenges like building a house out of TNT or trying to ride a pig off a cliff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our server and show off your inner dumb-dumb. Who knows, you might just be crowned the King of Dummies!

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SMPForestQueenカリオペ

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the one and only Mori Calliope is dying even harder than ever before!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to a secret underground disco party where skeletons break it down on the dance floor and creepers drop sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has taken up knitting and is making the most fabulous scarves you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed a llama mafia and are running the black market for rare items. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular at our server’s karaoke nights, belting out power ballads like nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer insanity of Mori Calliope, dying even harder!

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ClubCraft911

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with your drunk wife? Look no further! Join our server for a night of unexpected twists and turns just like this poor husband experienced.

Imagine stumbling upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face! Or building a beautiful castle, only to have it turn into a giant cake that attracts hordes of hungry zombies.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of uncertainty and chaos at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a split-second decision like calling an ambulance for your virtual wife covered in virtual vomit.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

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DessertMayoCraft

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Cool Whip is dessert mayonnaise. I know, mind blown, right? But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find on this server.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, singing Justin Bieber songs. Or how about this – you stumble upon a village of villagers who all speak in Shakespearean language and challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, you’ll be armed with giant rubber chickens and banana peels. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure and… llamas wearing top hats!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, Cool Whip is dessert mayonnaise.

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Rencorner Minecraft: Where Slimes do the Shopping and Quests are for Real

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	mc.rencorner.co
Java Edition Port	25565
Bedrock Edition Port	19132
Website	https://rencorner.co
Discord	https://discord.gg/gxHue2Greb

✨ New ✨ Updated to support the latest Minecraft 1.21.1 features, with full backwards compatibility from 1.17!

⮞ Java & Bedrock Crossplay: All PC, Mobile, Switch, and Console Minecraft gamers can easily connect, play, chat, and interact on our server!

⮞ Small Friendly Community: Join a community that has been running since 2011, full of both newbies and veteran Minecraft players.

⮞ Unique Gameplay: Enjoy a blend of Vanilla and Modded gameplay, sticking to core Minecraft Survival while adding unique plugins and mods.

⮞ Slimefun Survival Server: Explore a whole new universe with Slimefun! Experience custom additions such as McMMO, Quests, daily Enderdragon fights, economy, and more.

⮞ Minigames Server: Play a selection of 12 different party games with your friends, including races, PvP battles, and more!

⮞ Plot Server: Test builds and redstone contraptions with friends in creative mode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I connect to the server with Java Edition?	Yes, the server supports Java Edition with port 25565.
Is Bedrock Edition supported?	Yes, Bedrock Edition players can connect using port 19132.
What is the community like on the server?	We have a small, friendly community with active staff and developer support.
What unique gameplay features does the server offer?	We offer a blend of Vanilla and Modded gameplay with unique plugins and mods to keep things exciting.
Are there any special server modes or plugins?	The server features Slimefun Survival with custom additions like McMMO, Quests, and daily Enderdragon fights.
Can I play minigames on the server?	Yes, there are 12 different party games available, including races, PvP battles, and more.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by overpowered mobs and unfair game mechanics in other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our server is so magical, even the Ender Dragon does your laundry for you.

Say goodbye to unfair game devs trying to mess with your head, and say hello to a server where the only thing that’s unfair is how much fun you’ll be having. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server)!

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TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to create the most outrageous pizza creations possible!

Picture this: you, Bejita-sama, and Noelle all gathered around a table, ready to feast on a pizza like no other. But wait, this isn’t just any pizza – this is a pizza made with kekkeroni, Alfredo sauce, and mushrooms grown from your own…um, special sauce.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Be prepared to be humiliated, insulted, and forced to eat your own children in the form of fungus-covered pizza slices. And don’t worry, the trauma will only make you more aroused than ever before!

Join us on this wild ride as you become a pizza-making master, all while being trapped in a block of ice and watching Bejita-sama and Noelle spend all your money on aphrodisiacs. It’s a recipe for disaster, but hey, at least you’ll be able to sell your grotesque creations to pizza parlors worldwide! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get cooking and kekking!

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CraftySisSlayer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive gift-giving!

We’ve got more hand-me-downs than you can shake a stick at, just like our friend’s brother and his wife. But unlike them, we don’t sell off our gifts for a “side hustle.” Nope, we keep them all and hoard them like dragons guarding their treasure.

And if you think raising kids in Minecraft is expensive, just wait until you see the drama unfold when someone tries to sell off their virtual baby items for a few bucks. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual hand-me-downs, sibling squabbles, and the ultimate showdown of who can hoard the most in-game items. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like a family birthday party gone wrong.

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New Minecraft Servers

Inspiring upward mobility Minecraft Servers

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

ParentalUpgradeCraft

CaffeineCraft Minecraft Server

SeaCraft: US Options Unlimited

DumbCraft Minecraft Server

SMPForestQueenカリオペ

ClubCraft911

DessertMayoCraft

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

TopWorldBejitaSamaMinecraftSMP

CraftySisSlayer