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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5320 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8582 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
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