uptober Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

Adventure, bethesda, classic, CREEPERS, Customization, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, Gaming, Immersive, Minecraft, mod support, modding community, modding tools, Mods, morrowind, Nostalgia, open world, PC Gaming, Rebooted, reinstall, role-playing game, RPG, Vvardenfell

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

black hawk helicopters, boarding, Combat, commandos, Covert, Crafty, deployment, Edition, Elite, idf, INVADE, Israeli special forces, Military, Minecraft, Mission, Operation, Special Operations, strategy, success, Tactics, Trust the plan, venom snake, Victory, West Bank

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	412	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchantments Applied:	78
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Towns Built:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9896

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	New Chunks Explored:	33284
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!