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☼ MIDCRAFT ☽

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

☼ MIDCRAFT ☽Do Anything Except Hack.

SMP is a survival multiplayer server, With Pure Vanilla and Enhanced Vanilla.

We also have a PvP Arena for the pvp lovers.

Enhanced Vanilla:

• /Homes, /TP, /back• Quests • God Items • Custom Structures• Custom Bosses

Pure Vanilla:

• A Brand New World for 1.19, No resets!• Just Regular Vanilla Minecraft

Do Anything Except Hack.

Bedrock Port: 19132

☼ MIDCRAFT ☽ Minecraft Server

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Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	158	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Potions Brewed:	83
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5438	Dimension Hops:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1274	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6995	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	7675	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Votes:	1161	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	7177
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Void Gems Collected:	38
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.