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  • MILsAndMiners Minecraft Server

    MILsAndMiners Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of adulting and childcare? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave your worries behind, just like leaving your 3-year-old with a questionable babysitter. Who needs a night out when you can have a night in on our server, where the only tantrums you’ll deal with are from creepers blowing up your creations?

    So come on, join us and let loose like a toddler on a sugar rush. Who needs NYE shows when you can have a blast on our server? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

    Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

    Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

    SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

    Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MeanCraft – Uptight Edition

    MeanCraft – Uptight Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called uptight and mean for not laughing at your husband’s ridiculous pranks? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where farting in someone’s space is not considered a joke!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about waking up to hot breath in your face or getting scratched by a playful but overly enthusiastic 80 lbs Pitt bull. Instead, you can build your dream world without any annoying interruptions from a husband who just doesn’t understand boundaries.

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only hot air you’ll encounter is from the lava pits in the Nether. And remember, on our server, the only moles you’ll have to worry about are the ones you mine for resources!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCritic420

    CreeperCritic420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just like the time Sarah tricked our player into thinking he was jerking off to her pic, only to reveal it was all just a hilarious prank! Who knows what kind of wacky antics will happen next on our server?

    Don’t be a prude like our player, come join the fun and let loose on our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and you’ll always be laughing your blocky head off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrilliumHQ

    TrilliumHQ

    New Minecraft Servers

    TrilliumHQ is a SMP server. We have ranks for free, kits for free, quests, customenchants, jobs, shops, auctions, simpleprotection, a booming economy and excellent staff support. Server is ran 24/7 with minimal lag or downtime. We are an average sized community that has potential to grow larger. *10000+ Custom Weapons and Armor with effects and stats. *Enchantment upgrades “/Upgrade” *Shop with all minecraft items available at /Shop* *Free teleporting to coordinates /tppos *Free kits at spawn *Free rank after playing for 1 hour *Free Chestsorting *Auction House *Great plugins! Large selection of plugins that make the server unique! *Occasional Events! Earn fame, prizes, and ranks! *Well Balanced Economy *McMMO to break up the monotony and spice of survival gameplay up *Fun and unique ways of earning money *No restrictions on building and farming

    mc.trilliumhq.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Epitome

    Epitome

    New Minecraft Servers

    Epitome is a Minecraft server focused on leveling the playing field between casual and frequent players, maintaining the spirit of survival mode, and being open with its community.

    What does this mean in practice?

    * Global shop – We have only a single centralized shop, and not a plethora of player run shops. The players are still the ones setting prices and selling their wares, they just do so from a single centralized shop. This makes it easier for both sellers & buyers. * No warps – Warps take away a lot of the challenge of survival. Instead we use a network of roads in the nether, with portals spread out across the world. This also encourages building of a community, and results in people getting to know who their neighbors are. * No vote/pay-to-win gameplay abilities – We don’t allow any special gameplay affecting abilities. Meaning no flying, infinite water buckets, or anything of the sort. All the vote rewards except one are purely cosmetic. * Stats – We track tons of statistics about the server and its players. The server stats show you the health of the system. We don’t hide the TPS, or any other metrics. If things aren’t going well, we’re not going to lie about it and hide the details. As for the player stats, well, those are just for fun. * Preservation across map resets – When the next version of minecraft releases, and a map reset is required to to gain all the new features, we will offer a means to preserve a limited amount of your work. The exact details are to be determined, but likely this means something like allowing you to take the contents of 1 chest, and a small region of blocks (e.g. a structure block, or world edit schematic).

    Being welcoming of casual players doesn’t mean we’re less welcoming of the more frequent players. In fact the frequent players fill a very important role. This is why we provide an advanced claim system which allows selling town plots, building pet shops, etc.

    mc.epitome.world

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Anarchy

    Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    DuckDistrict.mcjoin.me is an exceptional Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy server that offers players a truly unrestricted and unmoderated gameplay experience. Set within the expansive and ever-evolving landscape of Minecraft, DuckDistrict.mcjoin.me provides a platform where players can engage in total creative freedom and unfiltered exploration. In this server, there are no rules, no limitations, and no boundaries, allowing participants to unleash their imagination and embrace the chaos that an anarchy environment brings. Whether you’re an adventurous builder, an aspiring redstone engineer, or simply someone looking to push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft, DuckDistrict.mcjoin.me offers an authentic anarchy experience where players shape the world and their destiny in unpredictable and captivating ways. Join the server and be prepared to navigate a world where the only rule is that there are no rules, and where the unexpected is just another exciting aspect of the journey.

    DuckDistrict.mcjoin.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Valor MC | Galactic Skyblock Aug 7th

    Valor MC | Galactic Skyblock Aug 7th

    New Minecraft Servers

    IP: mc.valorserver.com Bedrock IP: (To be posted.)

    Explore Space like never before in our completely custom space skyblock! Heavily inspired by Minecraft Tech modpacks and scifi, it’s a completely custom take! We have both Java & Bedrock support, as well as a large and welcoming community!

    mc.valorserver.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 24Mine Minecraft server

    24Mine Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    24Mine (server ID: RUS.0.14) is a Russian-language gaming server based on the video game Minecraft Pocket Edition. A server with a unique set of custom functions and many distinctive features designed specifically for your maximum comfort.

    play.24Mine.ru:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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