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PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6355
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

Africa, blockybattles, Burkina Faso, BurkinaMassacre, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, global security, Government, humanitarian crisis, International, jihadi attack, military intervention, News, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, terrorism response, terrorism threat, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ores Mined:	4044	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Ores Mined:	6387
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	26
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

character-driven, critically acclaimed, cult classic, emotional storytelling, fan favorite, good RPG, Indie developer, indie game, indie hit, innovative gameplay, Minecraft, moral choices, multiple endings, nostalgic vibes, pixel art, PixelPiggy, retro style, role-playing game, Server, toby fox, Undertale, unique gameplay, video game

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

castration, Celibacy, coping mechanisms, Desperation, emasculation, Extreme Measures, Frustration, hormonal imbalance, Horniness, horny, HORNYCRAFT, impulse control, libido, mental health, self-care, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual health, sexual urges, smp, Therapy

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	7387
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

advantageous, beneficial, EASY, Effective, efficient, Effortless, EffortlessCraft, Fruitful, high reward, low effort, minimal effort, Productive, Profitable, Quick, Simple, valuable, worth it, Worthwhile

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

#announcement, Canada, Canadian economy, Economy, employment, foreign nationals, Government, immigration changes, international workers, job market, Labor, Minecraft, policy, reduction, REFORMS, regulations, Server, skilled workers, temporary, temporary foreign workers, trudeau, Trudeaus, work permits, work visas, workers

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Buildings Constructed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3775
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

Activist, anti-war, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, jailed, Lonely death, Music, musician, Pavel Kushnir, pianist, PianoCraftWarrior, political prisoner, Prison, Protester, Remembrance, russia, Russian, Silence, solitary, Solo, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

basic needs, CraftyMcLifeUpgrade, economic disparity, global perspective, global poverty, HUMAN RIGHTS, income inequality, INEQUALITY, living standards, POVERTY, poverty awareness, poverty comparison, poverty line, poverty statistics, quality of life, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, standard of living, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.