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CreeperCustodian

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7398
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7572	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Potions Brewed:	185
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	437
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.