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  • Upside Down Bite Force

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    Upside Down Bite Force

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    so, like, on this server, we got this totally wacky feature where your bite force is, like, SUPER STRONG when you’re upside down. imagine being able to chomp on, like, a whole tree in one go just by hanging from your feet! join us for this insane upside-down biting action and dominate the server with your crazy strong jaws. plus, who wouldn’t want to see players swinging from trees like deranged monkeys trying to take down their enemies? come join the madness and see who can become the ultimate upside-down biter!

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  • Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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    Boob Upside Down is Poop Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are as twisted as a pretzel! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, did you know that on our server, if you turn the word “boob” upside down, it magically transforms into “poop”? That’s right, folks, we’ve got linguistic shenanigans happening left and right!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pig that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s invisible).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, come join us! Just be prepared for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). See you in the upside-down world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Orphan Lit Roleplay

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    Orphan Lit Roleplay

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

    we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

    if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

    but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SmileCraft SMP – Turn that frown upside down, /vt/!

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    SmileCraft SMP – Turn that frown upside down, /vt/!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers tell jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a fashion show!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Smile Protection Squad, dedicated to ensuring that every player’s smile is safe and sound. Forget about griefers and trolls, our squad will make sure you’re always grinning from ear to ear.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical rainbow unicorn island where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter and fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Severation SMP: The Only Server Where the Grass Grows Upside Down!

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    Severation SMP: The Only Server Where the Grass Grows Upside Down!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Severation SMP Server

    Brief Overview:

    Type Age Range Rules Server Start
    Semi-Vanilla 18+ server 18+ No griefing or stealing 28/06

    FAQ:

    About Us:

    What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

    Our Features:

    Shopping District Proximity Voice Chat
    BlueMap Two-Way Chat between Minecraft & Discord Server
    Interactive chat commands Pre-Generated World
    Creative Server (on the way) Leaderboards

    Our Values:

    Our focus is on the community and interactions, we suggest anyone about to join has that same interest. Establishing a good economy with many shops. Maturity is important, don’t grief or steal.

    What we ask of you:

      • Be mature and reasonable
      • 18 years or older
      • Change discord nickname to “Name (In-Game Name)”
      • Create a shop in the shopping district
      • Build your base relatively close to spawn and nearby other players

    How to Join:

    Fill out the application on our discord server: https://severation.net/discord

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BrailleCraft: Upside Keyboard Fun

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    BrailleCraft: Upside Keyboard Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U, R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, DO I HAVE A TREAT FOR U!

    JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL BE ABLE TO TYPE LIKE A NINJA IN THE DARK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! OUR SERVER HAS MAGICAL KEYBOARDS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK AND MAKE U TYPE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER ALSO HAS SPECIAL BUILDINGS THAT CAN HELP U NAVIGATE IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY! SO, IF U EVER GET LOST IN A MAZE, JUST COME TO OUR SERVER AND WE’LL GUIDE U TO SAFETY!

    SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC FOR YOURSELF! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Where Even the Sky’s the Limit! LOL

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    Blocky McBlockface: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – Where Even the Sky’s the Limit! LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks dance and the mobs wear party hats!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT. Build your dream castle on a floating island that rains diamonds every hour. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco where creepers breakdance to dubstep music.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from his eyes. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding chickens…they’re always up to no good.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Boogaloo: The Upside Down Minecraft Madness

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    Blocky Boogaloo: The Upside Down Minecraft Madness

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a giant flying pig while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Just watch out for the gummy bear monsters!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafting Shadows and Lurking Realms

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    Crafting Shadows and Lurking Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server of the Raging Golden Emus: Where Reality Twists Like a Pretzel Made of Madness!

    Are you ready to face the greatest abomination humanity has ever unleashed? Join us in a pixelated eldritch nightmare disguised as a server! The whispers of the void call you to question everything—are we even real, or are you just a puppet dancing on strings made of code as the server solidifies your non-existence? Your very essence will unravel like a poorly knitted sweater! Yes, we DEFY THE LAWS OF NATURE!

    Nonsensical Feature How It Works
    Infinite Hypnotic Cacti Use them to avoid reality! Maybe. Or die! Who knows?
    Time-Traveling Cooking Classes Unleash the culinary horrors of the past with modern ingredients. Be prepared for the mashup of flavor and doom!
    Flying Pig Gladiators Combat awaits as you wrestle bacon-laden swine in the skies. Your victory will echo through the dimensions!
    Spinning Creeper Dancers Forget the tango! Join the dance revolution and explode yourself into a higher plane of existence!
    NPCs with Sentience Question everything as they question you! Are you the one controlling them? Or are they controlling YOU?

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Just scream your IP address into the void; it’ll find you. But what if it doesn’t? What does that even mean? ARE YOU TRAPPED?

    Q: Is there a theme for the server? A: The theme is TEA, or maybe it’s coffee, or is it just existential despair? Drink your way through despair, but sip cautiously!

    Q: Will I make friends? A: Friends are just figments of an overactive imagination! Are you really prepared to face that truth? Maybe the pigs will bond with you instead…

    Random Quotes from Terrified Users:

    “Can average looking women be losers? Like they are more than 26 years old, virgins, have no friends and just lurk on the internet…?”

    “That’s not a feature; THAT’S A LIFESTYLE!”

    “Why would a server make me question my very existence? HOW DARE YOU!”

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  • Celebrate Obits & Crafting

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    Celebrate Obits & Crafting

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎉 Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server of Your Dreams! 🎉

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is picking flowers and building houses with the same dusty old blocks? Well, join us for a wild ride in a realm where the ordinary goes to die and outrageous tales flourish in the pixelated jungle!

    🚨 Reason #1: The Great Ender Dragon Disguise Party 🚨 Ever wanted to be the life of the party while looking like an oversized spectral lizard? Here, we host the Great Ender Dragon Disguise Party every Friday! Just think: you’ll fly around, dodging arrows and dropping dragon breath while dressed in style! It’s a fashion statement AND a tactical advantage!

    👽 Reason #2: Obituary Obstacle Course 👽 What happens when you mix crafting tables, lava, and a blue-haired villager who forgot his “Yes, I’m totally normal!” t-shirt? A death-defying parkour challenge, of course! Get ready to celebrate your closest friends’ obituaries as you tumble through the most insane obstacle course. First to the finish gets a golden gravestone—a trophy of glory for your epic failure!

    🌌 Reason #3: Creeper Karaoke Night! 🌌 Grab your enchanted microphone because every Saturday night we unleash the karaoke monster! Join a Creeper for a night of musical mayhem while dodging ‘boom-booms’ and belting out your favorite Minecraft hits. Picture yourself duet-ing with a Creeper while the ground erupts in a pixelated explosion of confetti and glitter—who needs a club when you can rock the stage here?

    🐉 Reason #4: The Legendary Pig Races 🐉 Have you ever seen pigs wearing tiny helmets racing down a track? No? Well, you haven’t lived! Join the most chaotic sporting event in all of Minecraft, where our racers not only sprint but also throw random items at each other! Bet all your emeralds on your favorite pink speedster, and may the odds be ever in your flavor!

    🎈 Reason #5: The Lying Villager Troupe 🎈 Join the ever-misleading Villager Theatre! Watch in awe as they perform Shakespeare but twist it into tales of their exciting “trading adventures.” Was Hamlet really just trying to barter for more emeralds? Who knows! Get ready for drama, unpredictability, and possibly a surprise zombie ambush to keep things interesting. Talk about plot twists!

    💥 So why wait? Dive headfirst into the chaos! Your ticket to madness is just one click away. This isn’t just a server; it’s a rollercoaster made of blocks and hilarity! 💥

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