Upset Minecraft Servers

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  • Surprise Me Minecraft SMP

    Surprise Me Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more surprises than a piñata at a birthday party!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of Fuwamoco, Bae, and Biboo as they battle it out for supremacy in the land of blocks. Will they finally take the L or will they rise to greatness? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, folks! We’ve also committed to the NA establishment, whatever that means. So if you want to be a part of something truly outrageous and nonsensical, join our server today! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

    Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

    But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

    Sakura’s Annoying Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, Sakura is here to shake things up! Sakura is so over your shenanigans, anon, and she’s ready to show you what a real Minecraft server is all about.

    Join Sakura’s server and experience the thrill of battling giant pink fluffy unicorns, mining for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored lava, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs!

    But that’s not all! Sakura’s server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks.

    So what are you waiting for, anon? Join Sakura’s server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! But remember, don’t mess with Sakura – she’s had enough of your nonsense.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

    What the FUCK Minecraft SMP was her problem???

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt huts and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on the backs of creepers. You try to run away, but then you stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to the beat of a skeleton DJ. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you find yourself in a heated battle with a giant chicken that’s armed with a diamond sword!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Butt-Kicking Llama Army, a group of fearless llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join them in epic llama battles against rival factions and watch as they spit in the faces of their enemies (literally)!

    So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our insane SMP and prepare for a wild ride. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the derp be with you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Board People Minecraft SMP

    Board People Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP

    Upset AEW Fan Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who gets the last enchanted golden apple, scandalous love triangles involving villagers, and intense debates over whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just looking for a hug. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the drama on our server – it’s more entertaining than a wrestling match between a chicken and a cow! So come on and join us, because on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT trap is the drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP

    The PG Fans Ain’t Gonna Like This One – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of your favorite food, and have epic battles with flying squids. Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to prank, troll, and blow up everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and lava waterfalls. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasures within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the chaos, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

    Crafty Rage Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and the sun never sets. Plus, our server has a built-in taco dispenser that shoots out delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have tacos on demand?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of talking llamas who will serenade you with their beautiful voices while you build your dream castle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoHusbandNoWedding

    NoHusbandNoWedding

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

    We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

    So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP