BabyBlockerMC

acknowledge, aita, Attention, baby, BabyBlockerMC, Bandwidth, blank expression, food court, Grandma, ignoring, Miserable, noise maker, Rude, Upset, upset grandmother, upset lady, Work Day

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	2550	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

RadwanCraft: Explosive Fun!

CASUALTIES, casualties concealed, casualties hidden, Conflict, cover up, Deception, Decimated, exploding devices, explosive, extremist organization, Fun, hezbollah, hides death toll, Insurgency, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military tactics, Radwan force command, RadwanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchantments Applied:	256	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Hezbollah is hiding the death toll from exploding devices? Yeah, you heard me right! The Radwan force command got decimated, like totally wrecked, bro.

But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, they make Jeff Bezos look like a broke peasant.

Join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a blast and laugh your butt off. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky exploding devices, they’ll blow your mind (literally).

Parental Conflict Sleepers

adolescents, childhood trauma, communication skills, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, counseling, emerging adults, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Family Therapy, insomnia, long-term effects, mental health, Parental, parental conflict, psychological effects, relationships, sleep disturbances, sleep problems, Sleepers, stress, support system

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Farms Harvested:	615	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6912	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure your sleep problems, bro. like, if your parents are always fighting and stuff, just hop on this server and all your worries will disappear.

we got magical potions that will make you sleep like a baby, and if that doesn’t work, just build yourself a cozy little bed in the game and snuggle up with some virtual sheep.

seriously, this server is like therapy for your soul, man. join now and say goodbye to all your sleep problems, cuz we got your back, fam.

Blood Moon

Adrenaline, Challenges, Chaos, consequences, Crates, Events, exclusive, Factions, Fortifications, Hardcore, INTENSE, Loot, PvP, Pvpve, Raiding, rare, Resources, Survival, Survival Games, teamwork, unruly

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	62	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Magic Items Found:	1370	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Blood Moon Server is a Minecraft server dedicated to players who love adrenaline and challenge. This server is designed for those who want to live an intense and unruly experience, where chaos reigns supreme. Here are the main features of the server:

Grief On: There are no protections, everything is allowed. You can loot, destroy and invade other players’ bases without restrictions. Only the strongest survive in this hostile environment.

Teams: Join a team to increase your chances of survival. Working together with other players will allow you to build fortifications, share resources, and better deal with threats from other players and the environment.

Crates: Find and open crates scattered around the world to obtain rare and valuable equipment. These crates contain items that can give you a strategic advantage, making each discovery a valuable opportunity.

Events: Participate in special events that occur periodically. These events offer unique challenges and exclusive rewards, pushing players to test their skills and courage.

The Blood Moon server is the perfect place for those seeking a gaming experience without compromises, where every action can have devastating consequences and only the most daring can prevail. Are you ready to survive the night of the blood moon?

bloodmoonita.minecraft.pro

McSurvieGG

adventurers, Community, Hardcore, hardcore survival, McSurvieGG, Minecraft, role-play, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Unforgiving World

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to mcsurviegg, a unique Minecraft server that combines intense hardcore survival with captivating role play. Here, every decision counts, every action has consequences, and death is not an option. Join a community of adventurers determined to write their own story in an unforgiving world.

mcsurviegg.com

ArdynFall SMP: Where we’re so vanilla, even our jokes are plain! (No P2W, LGBTQ+ Friendly)

apply, Ardynfall, Chat, Community, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, hermitcraft, Immersive, jokes, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, p2w, Plain, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	260	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience
Community	Inclusive and welcoming community
World	Brand new world, less than a week old
Server Resets	No planned resets, build your legacy
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Established & Close-Knit Community
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community
Is there a minimum age requirement?	We recommend players be at least 16 years old to join

Crafty Choices Minecraft Server

anger issues, body count, Choices, Crafty, DATING, Decision making, double standards, emotional baggage, fat virgin woman, hot stacy, hypothetical scenarios, judgment, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal values, Personality, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, Server, societal standards, Stereotypes, SWEET, VIRGINITY, would you rather

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	937
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3873
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where you have to make tough decisions like choosing between dating a fat virgin woman with anger issues or a hot Stacy with a body count of 10 guys. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

SMP: Kneel Before the TRVE Aryans

aryans”, Balto-Slavic, Balto-Slavic speakers, common language, Frederik Kortlandt, HOMELAND, Indo-European homeland, Indo-Europeans, kneel, Language, Migrations, Proto-Indo-European, Proto-Indo-European homeland, Proto-Indo-European speakers, smp, speakers, Territory, trve, TRVE aryans

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the secrets of the common language near the Proto-Indo-European homeland! Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find ancient relics that will give you the power to speak Balto-Slavic! Imagine the chaos and confusion you can cause with that kind of linguistic power. Plus, Frederik Kortlandt himself might make a guest appearance to drop some knowledge bombs on you. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure – join now!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Budget, Costs, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, Family Support, guest list, half siblings, in-laws, INTIMATE, Invitation, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Server, Siblings, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	3911	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of keeping things small and intimate? Look no further than our server! Just like this bride, we believe in only inviting those closest to us – no random half-siblings allowed!

Join us for a wedding-themed Minecraft experience where you can build your dream venue, design the perfect dress, and maybe even have a virtual ceremony (with only the guests you actually want there, of course).

And don’t worry about any unwanted guests crashing the party – on our server, you have full control over your guest list. No need to worry about disappointing distant relatives or dealing with family drama – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

So come on over and say “I do” to our server – where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your cake!

CakeWars – SisterStealer

Apology, BETRAYAL, birthday cake, birthday celebration, cakewars, close relationship, communication breakdown, emotional distress, Emotional support, family, family dynamics, Gaslighting, insensitivity, mental health, overreacting, Selfishness, sibling rivalry, sister, SisterStealer, teenage behavior, trust issues

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with bratty siblings who steal your birthday cake slices and ruin your special day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can blow out your candles in peace (virtually, of course)! Our community is filled with supportive players who will never steal your cake or gaslight you. Plus, we have a virtual Photo Booth where you can take pictures with your friends from different states! Say goodbye to teenage drama and hello to a fun and wholesome gaming experience. Join now and let the birthday celebrations begin!

CraftyLawz: No more creepers in politics!

civil rights, constitutional revision, CraftyLawz, CREEPERS, governance improvement, government regulations, judicial system, law enforcement, law reform, legal amendment, legal code, legal framework, legal overhaul, legal reform, legal revision, Legal System, legislative amendment, legislative process, legislative reform, policy change, Politics, public policy, social justice

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Animals Bred:	155
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	202
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of boring old laws cramping your style? Join our Minecraft server and let your wildest legislative dreams come true! Want to make it illegal to wear socks with sandals? Done. How about mandating that everyone must have a pet llama? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless on our lawless land of pixelated chaos. Join now and become the ruler of your own ridiculous realm!

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