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WorthItExpensive – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Potions Brewed:	136	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate virtual reality adventure! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, those treasures were cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen spawned and chased the player all over the map. It was chaos, but oh so worth it for the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive rainbow sheep. Legend has it that if you can catch one and shear its wool, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Sounds too good to be true? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your virtual life. Trust us, it may seem expensive, but it’s totally worth it!

DiamondsRUs

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Farms Harvested:	581

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Our server is so lavish, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a castle made entirely of gold blocks, just because you can?

Forget about real life expenses, on our server, everything is free! Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. How about a house that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

So come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). Who needs real life when you can live in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the oceans are filled with chocolate milk?

Crafty Land: Where Minecraft is the National Sport!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Star Shards Collected:	110

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! Our custom mod allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies, providing endless entertainment and laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes – are you brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. It’s a once in a lifetime experience that you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Alpine Craft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Farms Harvested:	221	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Unveil the freshest Minecraft SMP Server experience! 🎉

Dive into a world where you can:

Teleport (RTP), offering endless exploration

But hold onto your pickaxe, because there’s so much more in store! 🔧

We’re constantly evolving and expanding, with a plethora of features on the horizon. From thrilling events to innovative gameplay mechanics, there’s always something new to discover in our ever-growing world. ✨

And here’s where you come in: we’re on the lookout for passionate Twitch Streamers to join our community and help shape the future of our server. Whether you’re a seasoned content creator or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. 🎥

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey through early development, where every block placed and every adventure embarked upon contributes to the rich tapestry of our server’s story. 🔨🌈

Ready to embark on your next Minecraft adventure? Connect to our server now and start your journey today! 🚀

Server IP: alpine-craft.us.to:25568 🌐

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Blocky Honkai Express

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dimension Hops:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	554	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement and adventure.

Picture this: You log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few technical constraints).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, it’s gouda be fun!

“GURA KILLER” – Where sharks fear to tread and players fear to swim!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lolz never stop! Join us as we embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lolicons who will bow down to you as their king if you prove yourself worthy. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ruler of the lolicons!

NickToonCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mines Excavated:	1896
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Remember the good old days of watching Nickelodeon cartoons like SpongeBob SquarePants, Rugrats, and Hey Arnold? Well, imagine if those beloved characters were all living in a Minecraft server together! Join our server and you can hang out with SpongeBob in his pineapple house, go on crazy adventures with the Rugrats babies, and even chill with Arnold and his football-headed friends. Plus, rumor has it that the Krusty Krab is serving up some seriously delicious virtual Krabby Patties in our server! So come on down and relive your childhood in the most epic Minecraft server ever created.

Crafty Brews: The Tipsy Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8758
Love Letters Sent:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is the Red Bull of Minecraft – it gives you wings! Literally, you can fly around like a majestic eagle and soar through the pixelated skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a rave in the Nether, except with less fire and brimstone.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, don’t worry because our server has a magical food dispenser that spits out bacon-wrapped diamond apples and golden carrots that make you see rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft servers when you can join ours and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in blocky form? Come join us and let the insanity begin!

PlayD

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	141	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

This is a fun survivals server containing many minigames and maps! This server is alot different than your average copy paste network server so enjoy!

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Crafty Creeper Crew

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles, build the craziest structures, and maybe even get into some questionable situations with our resident troll, anon. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCreeperConspiracy: Uncovering P*dogate with Explosive Fun!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Towns Built:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	663	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where rocks are as hard as diamonds and lobsters are secretly grooming themselves because they don’t know any better.

Located by the beach, you can choose to build your virtual empire in the financial districts of LA or NYC or even on the banks of the Potomac River. But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart – this band of misfits knows some seriously wild stuff that will blow your mind!

And if you’re still not convinced, just think about all the other examples of predictive programming you’ll encounter on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MachoCraft: The Modded Mayhem with More Mods than Your Grandma’s Quilt!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Love Letters Sent:	13

Macho Craft
Brand new community-driven Modded Minecraft Network
Fresh world with more servers on the way

Links:
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website: https://machocraft.com
IP: atm9.machocraft.com

Details:
Version: Latest, as shown on MOTD
Modpack: All The Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks and strive to provide an optimal gaming experience. Join us at Macho Craft to embark on new adventures!

FAQ

What is Macho Craft?

Macho Craft is a new community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a focus on creating a fun and welcoming environment for players.

What makes Macho Craft different?

We offer a fresh world, multiple servers, playtime ranks, and strive to provide an optimal gaming experience for all players.

How do I join Macho Craft?

You can join Macho Craft by connecting to the IP atm9.machocraft.com in Minecraft.

What modpack does Macho Craft use?

Macho Craft uses the All The Mods 9 modpack, which can be found and downloaded from CurseForge.

Is there a Discord server for Macho Craft?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

What can I expect from Macho Craft?

You can expect a friendly community, exciting gameplay, playtime ranks, and a rich world to explore in All The Mods 9.

Can I play with my friends on Macho Craft?

Yes, you can gather your friends and dive into the world of Macho Craft together for a fun multiplayer experience.

Are there any rules on Macho Craft?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to read and follow the rules when joining the server.