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ExpensiveVille Minecraft SMP

top travel destinations, high cost of living, ExpensiveVille, luxury travel destinations, lavish trips

Are you tired of living in your boring old town where the most expensive thing is a fancy coffee shop? Well, get ready to experience the high life on our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so luxurious, even the dirt blocks are made of pure gold. Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with virtual billionaires, riding diamond-encrusted pigs, and building mansions bigger than the White House. Say goodbye to your mundane life and hello to a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have no build height limit)! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the virtual high life!

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Blocktopia: Where Creeper Neighbors Are the Least of Your Worries

beautiful neighborhoods, affluent communities, premium housing, luxury homes, residential development

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the most luxurious residential areas in the world! Why settle for a boring old suburban neighborhood when you can live in a virtual mansion surrounded by diamond blocks and gold-plated sheep?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream home in a world where the grass is always greener and the sun always shines. Our server is home to the most elite builders and creative geniuses in the Minecraft universe, so you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next masterpiece.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of super intelligent villagers who have developed advanced technology far beyond anything you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve even built a time machine out of redstone and obsidian!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most exclusive community in Minecraft. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where anything is possible?

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HabitCraft SMP: New Year, New Habits!

habits, wellness, lifestyle change, habit building, smp

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I joined this year. It’s like, the craziest server ever, man. Like, one time, we had a whole event where we had to ride pigs off a cliff and whoever’s pig survived the fall won a diamond block. It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s this one dude on the server who built a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, why? I have no idea, but it’s hilarious. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig noises. Like, oink oink, bro. It’s so random and I love it.

But the best part is the admin of the server. He’s like a wizard or something, man. He can summon lightning storms and turn all the sheep into llamas. It’s insane, bro. You gotta join this server, man. It’s a total trip.

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MinecraftManiaTV

Thriller, Suspense, highly recommended, Popular, MinecraftManiaTV

Imagine a Minecraft server that is like the ultimate crossover episode of all your favorite TV shows! It’s like if Game of Thrones, Friends, and Spongebob Squarepants all had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server.

Join this server and you’ll be battling dragons with Ross and Rachel, building epic castles with Jon Snow, and hunting for buried treasure with Spongebob and Patrick.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also haunted by the ghost of Walter White, who will trade you diamonds for blue meth. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where all the characters from The Office are having a dance party.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you live out your wildest TV show fantasies while also mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? It’s the most epic crossover event since the Avengers teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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RussianBoom Minecraft Server

international incident, Server, investigation, RussianBoom, consulate incident

Yo, imagine this: You spawn into our cray cray Minecraft server and BOOM, you’re greeted with explosions like at the Russian consulate in France! But don’t worry, it’s just part of the fun, we promise! Join us for a blast (literally) as you navigate through our wild world filled with surprises at every turn. Who needs boring old servers when you can have explosions and chaos at every corner? Come join the madness today!

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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals on Resources!

public outcry, long-term consequences, Resource Management, environmental stewardship, Deals

so like, u kno how ukraine has like, natural resources and stuff? well this server is like, the opposite of that. we got all the resources u could ever want, and u don’t even gotta pay for it!

join our server and be like zelensky, but without all the political drama. u can sign deals and stuff, but they won’t cost u 10 generations of ur family’s wealth.

come join us and be the ruler of ur own minecraft world, where u can mine all the diamonds u want without worrying about the economy crashing. it’s like a utopia, but with creepers and stuff.

so come on down and join our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can fit in ur inventory. trust us, it’s way better than signing natural resource deals that will haunt u for generations to come.

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Minimum Wage Congress

Wage, income inequality, Minimum, public service, Accountability

so, like, have you ever wanted to see congress and public officials struggle like the rest of us plebs? well, now you can on our minecraft server! watch as they mine for diamonds and fight off creepers all while earning minimum wage. it’s like a reality show but in blocky pixel form. join now for a front row seat to the chaos and hilarity! who needs netflix when you have this server, amirite?

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WormsInBrain Traveler’s Paradise

WormsInBrain, Bangkok Street Food, 30 year old, Hawaii ocean swim, parasitic worms

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing infesting your brain will be the urge to play all day and night! we promise no parasitic worms, just fun and games!

this server is so lit, even a 30-year old woman who ate street food in bangkok, raw sushi in tokyo, and swam in the ocean in hawaii couldn’t resist joining! she said the only thing more addictive than our server was the sushi (and that’s saying a lot)!

we’ve got more excitement than a medical mystery, more adventure than a trip around the world, and more laughs than a rat lungworm trying to navigate a brain! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

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Deepstone

Vanilla, Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival

Deepstone is a cave-only Anarchy server with custom terrain that allows for full minecraft playthrough without any need for going up to surface. Mods/admins play on survival too so you don’t have to worry about admin abuse. Expect hidden structures and beautiful landscape for aggressive and passive gameplay.

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KLAATZOO SMP

Environment, gameplay, application, multiplayer, KLAATZOO

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Friendly People	We pride ourselves on being respectful, welcoming, and (somewhat) mature. We maintain a relaxed environment where you can be as you please.
Vanilla Plus	No pay to win. Everyone is equal and limited only by what vanilla Minecraft can do. Server-side data packs enhance gameplay.
Easy connectivity	Server is up 24/7, no mods needed to join. Simple Voice Chat mod encouraged for easy communication.
Redstone Ready	Running on 1.21.4 Fabric, Redstone contraptions won’t break.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Click here to join our Discord server. Fill out an application in the applications channel to start playing.

Q: Are there any age restrictions?

A: We prefer players to be 16 years or older to ensure a safe environment for everyone.

Q: What data packs are used on the server?

A: Some of our data packs include “fast leaf decay”, “mob and player head drops”, “Discord to Minecraft chat”, “invisible item frames”, and “custom armor stands”. More details can be found in our Discord server.

Q: Do I need to install any mods to join?

A: No mods are needed to join the server. The Simple Voice Chat mod is encouraged for communication but not required.

Q: How do I contact server administrators?

A: Message tastygarlek, .anmts, or klaatzoo on Discord for any questions or issues.

Q: Why is the server named Klaatzoo SMP?

A: Our server owner, Klaatzoo, has a big ego. Please excuse the server name.