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UltraCraftLuxury

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	6715
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of flaunting your wealth with the same old designer brands that everyone knows about? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have exclusive luxury brands that are so discreet, only the ultra-wealthy know about them!

Join our server and discover hidden designer labels like Diamond-encrusted Creeper Couture, Llama Leather Loafers, and Obsidian Overalls. These brands are so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t have access to them!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself shops at our server for the latest in opulent blocky fashion. So come join us and show off your wealth in style, because on our server, only the most elite players can afford to look this good!

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

action, Adventure, Anime, attractive, beauty, BOOTY, comedy, CREEPERS, Drool, Empowering, FANTASY, Female Characters, Girls, japanese, long trail, Manga, one piece, Piece, Pirates, PIXEL, Popular, rule, Sexiest, SHONEN, Strong Women

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Emeralds Found:	7847	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Blockheads: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

African Americans, Bigotry, Blockheads, Crafty, CREEPERS, derogatory language, discrimination, divisive language, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, intolerance, KICKED, offensive language, prejudice, racial hatred, racial injustice, racial slur, racial tension, racism, Social Issues, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Star Shards Collected:	294	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries behind. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of magical unicorns decided to make this server their home. They pranced around, spreading glitter and rainbows everywhere they went. But then, the evil NIGGERS came along and tried to ruin the fun. So, the unicorns used their powers to banish them back to Africa where they belong. And that’s how this server became a safe haven for all who seek adventure and laughter. So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just leave your N-words at the door, please.

ParaguayCraft: Where even creepers can become citizens! Join now for a permanent blocky paradise!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever dreamed of living in Paraguay but just couldn’t figure out how to make it happen? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is deposit $4500 in a virtual Paraguayan bank account and boom – you’re a permanent resident!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamonds. And did we mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to Paraguayan residency and beyond! Trust us, it’s way easier than trying to navigate real-life immigration laws.

Crafty McCraftface – Where noobs become pros and pros become legends

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further than our Space Cat Edition server! Why join, you ask? Because we have a special thread for viewers to find, share, and discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of the VIP crew?

And hey, if you have a 499-view oshi, don’t worry, we accept all kinds of numbers here. As long as you’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, you’re in!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here too.

And if you’re into Twitch clips or VOD archival, we’ve got guides for that too! Plus, we have a Chuuba Birthday Calendar and even a booru for all your OC needs.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for some SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. And don’t forget about the Ducks…yes, we have a special place for them too.

Previous Thread: Don’t miss out on the fun! Join now and become a part of our wacky Space Cat Edition Minecraft server community.

CraftyControllerCraft – Where even your PlayStation controller can’t resist joining the fun!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of dealing with crappy controllers on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have controllers that will blow your mind! Our PlayStation controller has a battery life that lasts longer than a diamond pickaxe, our Xbox controller uses AA batteries that are actually made of enchanted diamonds, and our Switch Pro Controller has a D pad so precise, you’ll be able to build a pixel-perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower!

Join our server and experience the joy of gaming with controllers that will make you question why you ever settled for less. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even find a controller that can summon a herd of creepers to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and let the controller madness begin!

Creeperville: Where even the mobs are safer than the top 5 most violent cities in America!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	63
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the top 5 most violent cities in America? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and take on the most dangerous challenges in the blocky world. Who needs law and order when you can have explosions and mayhem? Come join us and see why Republicans are so soft on crime – because they’re too busy crafting epic battles and conquering new territories in our server! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world!

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

EvictionCraft: Where even creepers have better housing options than me

Adversity, anger, Community Resources, CREEPERS, difficult situation, evicted, Eviction, EvictionCraft, financial hardship, Frustration, Homeless, Housing, housing assistance, housing crisis, injustice, instability, Options, Report, stress, Struggling, support needed, uncertainty, unfair treatment, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of getting evicted in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream home without the fear of getting kicked out! Plus, we have a strict “no snitching” policy, so you can rest assured that no one will report your epic builds. Join now and say goodbye to homelessness in the virtual world!

Crafty Sissy Sluts: Ask Us Anything!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is run by a high and horny sissy slut who is ready to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and kinky surprises around every corner.

Our sissy slut admin will answer any and all questions you have, whether it’s about Minecraft tips or their favorite lingerie. Plus, they’ll even host special events like “Strip Mining Saturdays” where players can mine for diamonds while stripping down to their undies.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our crazy, kinky world? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘it really do be like that’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Items Found:	2388	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to ride on rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds while being chased by a horde of angry chickens wearing top hats. Trust us, it really do be like that on our server.

But wait, there’s more! How about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots out fireworks from its nostrils? Yeah, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of nothing but grass and dirt? It’s true, we swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. It really do be like that!