#uppold Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Drunkies

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a perfect 77 degrees Fahrenheit, so you can game in ultimate comfort without breaking a sweat! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll feel like you’ve taken 8 mg of clonazepam and had a few drinks – without any of the side effects. Join us for a chill gaming experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and relax in style. Trust us, it’s unreal how comfy you’ll feel on our server!

Crafty Curry Kingdom

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring servers filled with players with normal names like “Steve” and “Alex”? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with the most outrageous and hilarious names! Say goodbye to boring old “John” and “Bill” and say hello to players like “Fartishaya” and “Poojeeta”!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know what kind of crazy names you’ll come across next. Who knows, you might even make friends with someone named “Harshita” along the way! So come on, embrace the madness and join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hermitcraft but make it chaotic and colorful on The Perfectum SMP Java 1.20.1 LGBTQ+ Friendly PG-13

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Animals Bred:	53	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to Perfectum SMP
A semi-vanilla survival server designed for an authentic and enjoyable gaming experience. Our goal is to create a transparent and welcoming community. We’ve selected plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain vanilla gameplay as you explore with others. What you can expect: A dedicated team of moderators ensuring a seamless gaming experience. A server seed selected for its stunning landscapes and exploration potential. A simple Discord-based application process for quick access. A suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to make sure every voice is heard. A friendly and inclusive community. Unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements to enhance gameplay. Regularly planned events, both in-game and externally, to keep the community vibrant. BlueMap integration for a detailed server map. A thriving community of over 250 members. We welcome everyone! If Perfectum SMP sounds like the right gaming community for you, we’re eager to have you. Follow the links below to begin your adventure with us! Discord \| Website

Welcome to Perfectum SMP

A semi-vanilla survival server designed for an authentic and enjoyable gaming experience. Our goal is to create a transparent and welcoming community. We’ve selected plugins that enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain vanilla gameplay as you explore with others.

What you can expect:

A dedicated team of moderators ensuring a seamless gaming experience.
A server seed selected for its stunning landscapes and exploration potential.
A simple Discord-based application process for quick access.
A suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to make sure every voice is heard.
A friendly and inclusive community.
Unique datapacks like player head drops and armor stand improvements to enhance gameplay.
Regularly planned events, both in-game and externally, to keep the community vibrant.
BlueMap integration for a detailed server map.
A thriving community of over 250 members.

We welcome everyone! If Perfectum SMP sounds like the right gaming community for you, we’re eager to have you. Follow the links below to begin your adventure with us!

Discord | Website

Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ	Answer
1. How do I join Perfectum SMP?	To join Perfectum SMP, simply follow the link to our Discord server and complete the application process. Once approved, you’ll have access to the server.
2. Are there any specific rules on the server?	We have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules are detailed on our Discord server and website for reference.
3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Absolutely! We encourage players to invite their friends to join the community and play together on Perfectum SMP.
4. Are there any in-game events or activities?	Yes, we regularly plan events and activities for the community to participate in, both in-game and externally. Keep an eye on announcements on Discord for upcoming events.

Blocky Love Quest

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28

Are you tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server is so addicting, your partner will forget all about their precious diamonds and devote all their attention to you instead. Say goodbye to the honeymoon phase, because on our server, every day is a honeymoon! Join now and start building a love nest with your partner…or maybe just build a giant statue of yourself to show them who’s really in charge.

Crafty Crackheads – Get Your Block On!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Animals Bred:	114

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with epic adventures, crazy cinematics, and jaw-dropping landscapes.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have a standalone PC client for you to download, but we also have exclusive emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about some secret codes that will unlock hidden treasures in the game?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey where you’ll sail the seas, save the light, and discover the true meaning of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Connect Crew

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chisaka Airi, Connect, Crafty, CREW, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Lia Ashelia, Muu Muyu, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, Tenma Maemi, Utatane Nasa

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride with our insane cast of characters, including Lia the Ashelia who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed, Nasa the Sleepwalker who builds epic structures in his dreams, and Iori the Deer who can tame creepers with her soothing voice.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Phase Connect where you can team up with Uruka the Firestarter to burn down entire forests for fun, or join Michiru the Purple Ninja in epic PvP battles where she disappears into thin air like a true master of stealth.

And don’t forget about Maemi the Sky Queen who can fly through the skies on a pig while raining down thunderstorms on unsuspecting players, or Pippa the Pumpkin Princess who can turn any block into a pumpkin with just a flick of her wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you there, if you dare!

Crafty Malware Miners: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1844
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Votes:	9490	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where we offer the ultimate in cybersecurity protection – by playing Minecraft!

Our server is so secure, it will make your antivirus software jealous. We have malwarebytes running 24/7 to block any blacklisted IP addresses trying to connect to your game. And if that’s not enough, we even have Windows firewall logs to show you just how many hackers are trying to take you down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, it will make your computer feel like it’s behind a fortress. Forget about getting hacked in real time – with us, you’ll be safe and sound, all while building your dream Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while dodging hackers left and right. Who knew cybersecurity could be so fun?

Field MC: Where rainbow sheep roam freely among the vanilla beans! Join now for a hilarious adventure in version 1.20.6!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	867
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

FieldSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Features	Multiple shops, detailed house building, creativity space, storyline making/Lore
Discord	https://discord.gg/UnVFNdCe
Spawn	Safe area for building shops and other structures
Season	Season 1
Seeking	Good builders

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I start multiple shops on the server?

Yes, you can start multiple shops on the server.

Is it allowed to spend time detailing my house on the server?

Absolutely, feel free to spend as much time as you’d like detailing your house!

Are there any restrictions on building structures on the server?

As long as the structures are appropriate, you are free to build whatever you desire.

Is there a specific theme or storyline on the server?

Players are encouraged to create their own storylines or lore on the server.

Is the server looking for any specific type of player?

The server is looking for good builders primarily.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by accessing our Discord server through the provided link.

Crafty Shooty Fun!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a military shooter on steroids! Join us for epic battles, crazy explosions, and intense PvP action like you’ve never seen before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers launch a surprise attack on your base. But don’t worry, because our server has advanced military-grade weapons and armor to help you fend off the enemy. Take down those pesky creepers with a rocket launcher or blast them to bits with a grenade launcher – the choice is yours!

But that’s not all – our server also has custom-made maps that will blow your mind. Explore ancient ruins, futuristic cities, and even outer space as you embark on thrilling adventures with your friends. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure or encounter mysterious creatures along the way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft warfare like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old servers again.

Pixelated Love Connection: Find Your Minecraft GF Today!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of relationships and dive into a world of blocks and building!

Join us if you’re tired of girlfriends who demand too much of your time and just want to chill and play Minecraft in peace. Our server is a girlfriend-free zone where you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any relationship drama.

Forget about spending hours on the phone or being expected to hang out all day on weekends – on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging out with is your trusty pickaxe and maybe a few friendly creepers.

So come join us and build your dream world without the stress of a demanding girlfriend. Who needs a real-life relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to?