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  • Uppity Mods Minecraft SMP

    Uppity Mods Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mods on other servers bossing you around and acting all high and mighty? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We don’t have any mods telling you what to do because we believe in chaos and freedom for all players.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own crazy creations without some mod breathing down your neck. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Be our guest!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered fortune?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs mods when you have the freedom to do whatever the heck you want?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

    Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

    But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No Racism Minecraft Server

    No Racism Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Ablinoids and chinksects are like the most useless NPCs you’ll ever encounter. They can’t even reproduce, like seriously, what’s the point? But don’t worry, you won’t be as useless as them on our server!

    Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?

    So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

    SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDay Minecraft Server

    CraftyDay Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution” mini-game, where you must out-dance a group of explosive mobs to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server’s dungeons lies a secret portal to the mythical land of Baconia, where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Will you be brave enough to venture into this pork-filled paradise?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP