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Creepers for President: Minecraft Madness Server

biden, Biden 2024, Campaign, Competent, Confirmed, CREEPERS, Democracy, election, Future, Government, joe biden, leadership, madness, Minecraft, Politics, Presidency, president, public speaking, Server, Smart, Speech, united states, White House Correspondents, Witty

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	239
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2630

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is like Biden’s White House Correspondents speech – smart, witty, and competent! Join us and experience the thrill of Biden 2024 all day everyday! Who knew playing Minecraft could be so presidential? Join now for a chance to build your own White House and make Minecraft great again!

BoomerBusters – Where Normies Fear the Command Line!

4gb ram, BoomerBusters, Boomers, command, command line, Crap, fanless, fear, glued, Hacker, HACKING, laptop, line, new, normies, Notes, Piece, Scared, Teacher, Tech, Terminal, University, Vim, whispering

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Farms Harvested:	695
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of being called a hacker just for using the command line? Join our Minecraft server and show off your tech skills in a safe and fun environment! Our server is so advanced, even normies and boomers will be impressed by your command line prowess. Plus, rumor has it that using the terminal in our server will make you look like a super cool hacker to all your friends. So come join us and leave those whispers of hacking behind – it’s all about building and mining in our world!

ClassicVanilla – Like Grandma’s Baking but with Less Vanilla

Adventure, baking, Beta, Castles, ClassicVanilla, Community, Discord, Explore, gameplay, Grandmas, landscapes, launch date, Limits, Minecraft, Mods, Nostalgia, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, SURVIVE, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	1382
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	classic-vanilla.my.pebble.host
Discord	https://discord.gg/BRZTexUGxc

🔥 Relive the Magic of Beta 1.7.3 with My Minecraft Server! 🔥 Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you nostalgic for the good ol’ days of Beta 1.7.3? Well, I’ve got some exciting news for you! I’m gearing up to launch my very own Minecraft server, dedicated to bringing back that classic, vanilla experience we all know and love. 🌟 A Blast from the Past: Join me on a journey back to the early days of Minecraft, where simplicity reigned supreme. No fancy mods or plugins here, just pure, unadulterated gameplay straight out of Beta 1.7.3. ⛏️ Explore, Build, Survive: Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the game, there’s something for everyone on my server. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, or test your survival skills in a world with no rules and no limits. 🌎 Your Adventure Awaits: Be one of the first to join me on this nostalgic adventure! Together, we’ll shape the future of the server and create a community where every player feels right at home. Excited to jump back into Beta 1.7.3? Keep an eye out for updates on the launch date, and don’t forget to join me on Discord https://discord.gg/BRZTexUGxc to chat with fellow players and stay in the loop!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Beta 1.7.3, bringing back the classic gameplay experience.
Are there any mods or plugins on the server?	No, the server offers a pure vanilla experience without any mods or plugins.
Can I build anything I want on the server?	Yes, players are free to build and explore to their heart’s content with no restrictions.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server for those seeking a more competitive gameplay experience.
How can I stay updated on server events and announcements?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/BRZTexUGxc to chat with fellow players and receive updates from the server admin.

Astral Pixelmon VS Hypixel

Adventure Awaits, Community Based, Custom Crates, Discord integration, Economy, exciting gameplay, Explore and Play, Fun Events, join today, Legendary Hunting, LGBTQ inclusive, New Player Welcome, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Adventure, player interaction, Pokebag Rewards, PvE, Safari Adventure, server launch, Small Server Feel, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Ultra Space Exploration, Unique Features, Veteran Player Welcome

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Hypixel	Astral Pixelmon
Large player base	Community-focused server
Wide variety of game modes	Specialized Pixelmon gameplay
Frequent updates and events	Unique features like EV Training Safari and Pixelmon Bingo
Well-established server with reputation	Adult owned and LGBTQ+ friendly

FAQ

1. How big is the player base on Hypixel compared to Astral Pixelmon?

Hypixel has a large player base due to its wide variety of game modes and frequent updates, while Astral Pixelmon is more community-focused with a specialized Pixelmon gameplay.

2. What unique features does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes and events, while Astral Pixelmon has features like EV Training Safari and Pixelmon Bingo.

3. Is there a difference in the ownership and community focus of the servers?

Hypixel is a well-established server with a reputation, while Astral Pixelmon is adult owned and LGBTQ+ friendly, focusing on building a strong community.

4. Which server is more suitable for new players or Pixelmon veterans?

Both servers cater to new players and veterans, but Astral Pixelmon offers a more specialized Pixelmon gameplay experience with unique features for all types of players.

GiggleCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft!

ARLECCHINO, BannerSim, character demo, Character Teaser, Crimson Moon’s Semblance, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Explore Nature, Freminet, genshin, genshin impact, GiggleCraft, guides, Impact, Lullaby, lynette, LYNEY, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Redeemable Codes, Sleep in Peace, The First Great Magic, The Song Burning in the Embers, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xiangling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8436
Animals Bred:	75	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so fire, it’s like the Song Burning in the Embers animated short, but on steroids! Join now and experience the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades in the most epic way possible.

Our current character banner features Arlecchino, Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, and Xiangling – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but with more attitude. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with Crimson Moon’s Semblance and The First Great Magic – they’re so powerful, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its boots.

But wait, there’s more! We have daily check-in rewards that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, and redeemable codes that are like finding a hidden temple full of loot. Plus, our collaboration web event will have you exploring nature like you’ve never seen before – forget about building a simple house, you’ll be building entire kingdoms!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Baby Voice Minecraft Server: “CryCraft – Where Babies Rule and Voices Drool!”

auditory processing, auditory stimulation, babies, baby, brain development, brain plasticity, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., cognitive processing, CryCraft, developmental psychology, Drool, early exposure, human development, Minecraft, multitasking, neurological development, processing, raised from infancy, rule, sensory input, sensory integration, sensory overload, sensory perception, separate voice, Server, two voices, VOICE, VOICES

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Are you tired of only hearing one voice in your head? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have two voices constantly whispering in your ears! Imagine the chaos and confusion as you try to build, mine, and survive with two different voices giving you conflicting advice. It’s like a never-ending battle for dominance in your brain, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of processing two voices at once while playing Minecraft. Good luck!

EndPixel

1.8 COMBAT, Adventure, Combat Gadget Abilities, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Plugins, Economy, EndPixel Network, Events, Factions, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, New Enchants, New Minecraft Bosses, new minecraft monsters, Permanent Elytra Effects, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, Storyline, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

EndPixel Network [1.20] – Factions | Prisons | We offer an exiting new way of gaming! ₪ Custom Abilities ₪ Quests ₪ New Minecraft Monsters ₪ New Minecraft Bosses ₪ Permanent Elytra Effects ₪ Storyline ₪ 25+ New Enchants ₪ Events ₪ Combat Gadget Abilities ₪ 1.8 COMBAT

play.endpixel.gg

FailToThriveGamingSMP: Not So Vanilla, Permission to LAG, Party at Dynmap, Whispering Voices, Forget Whitelist, Mom Jokes Allowed, Play with Everyone!

10th season, Active, Allowed, build projects, Chill, Community, content creating, Discord, Dynmap, Factions, FailToThriveGamingSMP, forget, Friendly, Fun, Ip:, jokes, Lag, Mature, members, Minecraft, mom, Party, Permission, Play, Plugins, Roleplay, rules, Server, Streamers, Vanilla, vanilla nature, VOICES, whispering, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Season	10th season with a strong and friendly community
Streamers	Regularly streaming on the server
Community	Fun, chill, and active community similar to hermitcraft
Rules	Light on rules but no tolerance for disrespectful behavior
Plugins	Few plugins that don’t change the vanilla nature

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and find the IP in the self-promote channel
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Be respectful to other players and avoid any disruptive behavior
Can I participate in major build projects?	Yes, major build projects are underway and you can join in
Is roleplay/factions a big part of the server?	Yes, there is some roleplay and factions involved in the server
What is the server’s Discord link?	https://discord.gg/VpN3Mdnpt9

BlockyBoys: Incels Anonymous – Where Creepers Explode and Hearts Break!

ANONYMOUS, BlockyBoys, Brain, Break, CREEPERS, Disgusting, ENTITLEMENT, explode, hate, Hearts, incel culture, Incels, Insecurity, Instincts, Misogyny, objectification, porn, Rotting, self worth, sex, slaves, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, Women, WORTH..

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of dealing with incels in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where incels are banned for their toxic behavior! We have a zero-tolerance policy for those who can’t respect women and choose to live in their mom’s basement instead.

Join us and build a world where respect and equality reign supreme. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, even the Ender Dragon is a feminist! So come on, leave the incels behind and join us for a fun and inclusive Minecraft experience. Because let’s face it, who needs incels when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

Kawaii Creeper Kingdom: Mutant Girls Edition

ai, character transformations, comic discussion, creeper, desuarchive, Edition, Fan Creations, FANART, fanfiction, girl characters, Girls, gooped girls, greentexts, Kawaii, Kingdom, Mutant, mutant characters, Mutant Girls, mutated girls, Ocs, oozed girls, original stories, TMNT, TMNT variety, transformed girls, Trash thread

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mines Excavated:	1658
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Animals Bred:	128	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and mutated as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? Look no further, because our server is filled with transformed, oozed, gooped, and mutated girls straight out of a TMNT episode! Join us for fanart, original characters, comic discussions, and even AI creations that will blow your mind. Our server is so crazy, even the thread died too fast from all the excitement. So come on in and join the madness!