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Dad’s Biz Minecraft Server

apartment lease, Benefits, Biz, campus housing, college expenses, college student, compensation, Dads, Decision making, divorced parents, family business, Favor, financial independence, guarantor, learning the business, legitimate employee, Minecraft, part time job, remote employee, Rent, Server, tuition, upperclassmen, work-life balance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and college stress? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior battling creepers and building epic castles, all while avoiding becoming a remote employee for your dad’s small business. No more arguments about rent and tuition – just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky world.

Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a part-time job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Towns Built:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	8238
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2522
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3929

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	182	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Items Found:	8041	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	94
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Love Letters Sent:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Star Shards Collected:	105	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Votes:	4691	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Love Letters Sent:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6618
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	996	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchantments Applied:	191	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5439	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1915	Crops Grown:	1947
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

banter, best quote, blocky, Crafting, Deep quotes, famous quotes, favorite quote, impactful quotes, inspiration, life quotes, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, motivational, Powerful Quotes, quips, quote of the day, quotes, quotes about life, quotes for inspiration, quotes for motivation, quotes for success, quotes to live by, thought-provoking quotes, wise words, words of wisdom

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!