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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6036 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1889 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 178 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. you can, like, ride on a rainbow to get to different dimensions and, like, battle evil gnomes with diamond swords.
also, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, show off their sick moves. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
so, like, if you want to have the most epic time of your life, come join us on this server. but, like, be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that, like, awesome.
