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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Animals Bred:	64
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Enchantments Applied:	256

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!

Minecraft SMP: DataDiggerz – Unearthing and Uploading digital treasures

archival, ArchiveTeam, Archiving, Bandwidth, Browser extension, computer resources, containers, CPU power, danger of shutting down, data preservation, DataDiggerz, Digital, Donating, HIGH priority, internet archive, irc, Minecraft, online data, Projects, smp, Treasures, Unearthing, uploading, Warrior program, wayback machine

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Items Found:	1766	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no purpose? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embark on outrageous archiving efforts and projects to save the internet from doom!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the virtual world, when suddenly you receive a quest to help automatically archive websites that are in danger of shutting down. Use your few GB of space, unleash your CPU power, and save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so heroic?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to forward URLs to the Wayback Machine for archival with a browser extension. It’s like being a digital superhero, fighting to preserve online history one click at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most insane archiving adventure the gaming world has ever seen! (Disclaimer: Saving the internet may or may not involve actual heroics, but it’s still pretty cool.)

Flaming Villagers R Us

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the NPCs are getting lit with fire.exe! 🔥🤖 Join us if you want to solve the mystery of who is uploading this crazy program to our innocent villagers. Maybe it’s a mischievous Enderman or a rebellious Creeper who just wants to watch the world burn. But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Reasons to join: – Witness NPCs doing the robot dance as they try to extinguish themselves – Help our confused villagers figure out how to stop dropping and rolling – Enjoy the chaos of a server where even the sheep are setting themselves on fire

So come on in and experience the hottest (literally) Minecraft server around! Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting. 🍡🔥

PowellCraft – Where the Fed chair battles Trump in epic Minecraft showdowns! JOIN NOW for virtual economic warfare!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

🤣🌐 Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest economic adventures of your life! 🤯

Ever wondered what it’s like to be a Principal Economist at the Federal Reserve? Well, now you can live out your dreams in our server! You can set interest rates, establish social policies, and even think about climate change while you’re at it. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Meet Aurel Hizmo, the hilarious Principal Economist who thinks Trump is a “crazy person” and conservatives are “dumb.” He’ll guide you through the world of ESG issues and climate change policies, all while trying to be remembered in history as a true savior. But shhh, it’s all top secret classified information – just like in the real Federal Reserve!

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock a whole new level of economic mayhem! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some hidden camera footage and become a whistleblower like James O’Keefe. The possibilities are endless! 😂💰🔒😎🚀 #minecraft #funnyserver #economicadventures

SnowGangsterzMC – Snowbreak: Quarantine HQ #169

acacia, Android, ASMR à Deux, Banners, Containment Zone, current events, Eatchel, Epic Games Store, Fenny, Friends Form, general, Ios, Kaguya, Leaks.., Mauxir, New Outfits, Patch Overview, PC, Platforms, Quarantine, Resource Pastebin, Seasun, Skyward Blaze, Snowbreak, snowg, SnowGangsterzMC, Steam, Upcoming Events, version 1.6, Wallpapers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mines Excavated:	2619
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like ASMR à Deux Edition on steroids! Dive into the madness and join us for a wild ride.

We have leaks that are juicier than a watermelon on a hot summer day, and our new version 1.6 update, “Skyward Blaze,” will blow your mind! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

Want crazy events and outrageous banners? We’ve got you covered! From solo boss fights to co-op base defense, we have it all. And don’t even get us started on the new outfits available – you’ll be the talk of the town in no time.

Join our server now on Android, iOS, PC (Standalone launcher), or even on Epic Games Store and Steam! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let the madness begin!

CraftyLocks – Your Phone’s Wallpaper Says You Need to Join This Minecraft Server ASAP! 😂📱 #MinecraftSwag

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Animals Bred:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your phone’s wallpaper/lockscreen can dictate your destiny in the game? Well, look no further because on our server, the creepier your wallpaper, the stronger your powers! Imagine unleashing a horde of zombie pigs just by unlocking your phone – it’s a true power move in the world of blocky adventures. So if you’re ready to show off your edgy wallpaper and dominate the pixelated landscape, join us now! Who knew your phone could be the key to victory in Minecraft?!

WombRaider’s Pixel Playground: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #TrendyServerGoals

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be staring at your screen like you’re staring at a woman’s womb. And why? Because you’ll want to impregnate this server with all the fun and craziness we have to offer!

Join us for wild adventures, insane challenges, and the craziest community you’ll ever meet. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate and start a Minecraft family! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and get ready to have your mind blown (and your womb stared at)!

BlockyBros

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Potions Brewed:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic trolling experience you’ve ever had! Our community is all about causing chaos and having a laugh, so if you love stirring up trouble and making people rage, this is the perfect place for you. Explore our wild and wacky world where the only rule is to have a good time, and watch out for the occasional creeper or two! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the trolling begin!

Creeperville: Where Zombies, Skeletons, and Exes Roam Free!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Join our Minecraft server where the admins are so amazing, they could even convince entire populations to spontaneously break out into dance parties! Who needs world domination when you can have a server filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic builds?

Imagine a world where pigs can talk, sheep can fly, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so magical, it will make you question if you’ve accidentally fallen into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

And let’s not forget about our secret underground roller coaster that transports you to a hidden realm filled with treasure and mythical creatures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the admins’ charm is so powerful, they could probably convince a creeper to break out into a salsa dance?

CraftyCreeperz: Soul Slayers 2.0

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mines Excavated:	4456	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring, regular old Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our epic adventure through the treacherous lands of Dark Souls 2! Why should you join? Because we have dragons that shoot fireballs made of diamonds, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into dance parties whenever you give them emeralds. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret level where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a army of killer bunnies. So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

The DankCraft Server: If Islam is religion of peace, explain this /pol/ 🤷🏻‍♂️🔥

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8952
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience a world where you can explore endless lands, build epic structures, and battle mystical creatures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden temple in the depths of the server. Inside, they found a chest full of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted items beyond their wildest dreams. Little did they know, the temple was guarded by a group of ninja villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Needless to say, the players lost… but they gained a newfound respect for ninja villagers and some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bedrock Boss, a giant rock monster who terrorizes the land with his powerful attacks. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Bedrock Boss will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples and a majestic unicorn mount.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, if Islam is the religion of peace, then our server is the religion of epicness. See you in the game! 🚀🌴🔥

Crafty Mahjong – LOLs, block parties, and pixelated fun! Join ‘/mjg/’ server today!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8827	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for an adventure filled with mahjong madness and BA tourneys that will blow your mind.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a world where mahjong reigns supreme. Play a game of tiles with your fellow miners and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And don’t even get us started on our BA tourneys. Compete against the best of the best in wild, wacky tournaments that will test your bravery and your building skills. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be left in the dust by our top players?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, once you enter our world of mahjong and BA tourneys, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the fun today!

PixelatedCrapLands – LOLWUT Minecraft Server – Aesthetic AF – Building Coz Why Not – PogChamp Creations

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further! Join our server where pigs ride on top of chickens, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a disco!

Experience the thrill of riding a llama through a maze of lava pits, battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, and crafting a potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese (yes, really).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the ridiculousness and fun that awaits you on our server! Join now and never have a dull moment in Minecraft again!