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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 214 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the Macarena, like what even is reality anymore?
The creepers here wear sunglasses and drop diamonds instead of blowing you up, it’s like a party every time they show up.
And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all secretly trained ninjas who will trade you emeralds for your most embarrassing secrets.
Plus, the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy who wants belly rubs instead of a fight.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity).