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uplifted Minecraft Servers

  • Let’s Smile Minecraft Server

    Let’s Smile Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 3500
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1974
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits from DJ Villager! Don’t worry, they promise not to explode…maybe.

    And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even Herobrine himself would break a sweat! Just watch out for the flying pigs that will try to knock you off course.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s smile together as we create unforgettable memories in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlocktopiaJoy

    BlocktopiaJoy
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 7757
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, searching for your purpose? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is where you’ll find true happiness and inner peace!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with magical unicorns, talking animals, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest rumored to contain the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land?

    So why wait? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your wildest dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

    AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 280
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 275 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

    SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History,  Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 9742
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Villages Defended: 14 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

    CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1945
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 321
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Votes: 4305 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Magic Items Found: 7645
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PFASSmasherCraft

    PFASSmasherCraft
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 8612
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

    Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

    AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7549
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 42 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Information:

    IP mc.aus.gg
    Server Location Sydney, Australia
    Discord Invite Link Discord Invite Link
    Apply Here Apply Here

    Overview:

    The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

    Features:

    • The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
    • Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
    • Player-created shops for trading
    • Teleport commands for easy travel
    • Land-claiming system
    • Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
    • Creative server for building
    • External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

    Rules:

    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. No griefing
    3. No spamming
    4. Be respectful
    5. Don’t swear excessively
    6. No hacking or exploits
    7. No ban evasion
    8. Use common sense

    FAQ:

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

    Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

    A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

    Q: Can players trade with each other?

    A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

    Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

    A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

    SeetheCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 9575
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 340 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

    Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

    PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 4160
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6653 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Zombie Dances: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

    Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

    But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

    BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 5321
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Mythical Relics Collected: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 617 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 98 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

    Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

    Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BodyShameNoMoreMC

    BodyShameNoMoreMC
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 5537
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 808130 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

    But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

    So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 4893
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Farms Harvested: 449
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Mines Excavated: 1655
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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