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Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a cotton candy dream come true!

We got upland cotton, Asian cotton, heck, we even got rainbow cotton that makes your character fart rainbows!

If you’re tired of boring servers with no cotton variety, come join us where the cotton is as diverse as the anime characters who don’t know their cotton facts!

Don’t be a dumb bitch like that one in the post, come join us and let’s get crazy with cotton in Minecraft!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3397	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Dragon Eggs Found:	1933	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	143	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	3131	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Crops Grown:	3769
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Towns Built:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	482954	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!