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Uphill Battle Downhill Life

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7380	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Zombie Dances:	5	Mines Excavated:	2663
Votes:	2116	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the only way to respawn is by doing a backflip in real life while reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards. it’s like a virtual reality challenge that will leave you questioning your existence.

we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter.

if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle, you will unlock the power of llama magic and be able to summon a llama army to fight by your side. beware, though, for llamas are known to have a mischievous side.

our server is also home to the legendary floating island of cheese, where the cheese flows like rivers and the trees are made of crackers. it’s a paradise for cheese lovers and a nightmare for the lactose intolerant.

so come join us on our wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional glitch). who knows what strange and hilarious shenanigans await you in this crazy world.

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.

Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

MoonPortalMadness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3528

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8150	Chimeras Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

The Bob SMP

Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server?	Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
Are the staff members helpful?	Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Farms Harvested:	730	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	3439	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

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LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

New 1.21 map!

LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!

SERVER INFORMATION
We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

FAQ

1. How can I join LuckyGem SMP?

To join LuckyGem SMP, you must apply through our Discord server. Please put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

2. Are there any game altering plugins on the server?

No, LuckyGem SMP prides itself on having no game altering plugins. We believe in a vanilla gameplay experience.

3. How can I travel on the server?

There is no teleporting plugin on LuckyGem SMP. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel. Players can also build and decorate their own Nether Tunnels.

4. Is there an economy on the server?

No, LuckyGem SMP does not have an economy plugin. Players are encouraged to claim stalls and participate in the trust-based diamond economy.

5. Is there a land claim plugin on the server?

No, there is no land claim plugin on LuckyGem SMP. Players can find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building.

6. How can I participate in server events and competitions?

LuckyGem SMP hosts Weekly Events, Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on upcoming events.

7. How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

Players can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfill the server’s vision of a community-driven server. Your contributions are welcomed and appreciated.