uphill battle Minecraft Servers

Uphill Battle

  • Uphill Battle Downhill Life

    Uphill Battle Downhill Life

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the only way to respawn is by doing a backflip in real life while reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards. it’s like a virtual reality challenge that will leave you questioning your existence.

    we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter.

    if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle, you will unlock the power of llama magic and be able to summon a llama army to fight by your side. beware, though, for llamas are known to have a mischievous side.

    our server is also home to the legendary floating island of cheese, where the cheese flows like rivers and the trees are made of crackers. it’s a paradise for cheese lovers and a nightmare for the lactose intolerant.

    so come join us on our wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional glitch). who knows what strange and hilarious shenanigans await you in this crazy world.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

    Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

    FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

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    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EcoCraft: Farming for Change!

    EcoCraft: Farming for Change!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT AGROECOLOGY UP IN HERE! WE GROWIN’ CROPS AND SAVIN’ DA ENVIRONMENT, YO! OUR CROPS BE SO ORGANIC, EVEN DA CREEPERS BE EATIN’ DEM!

    U WANNA IMPROVE HEALTHY FOOD ACCESS? COME TO OUR SERVER AND EAT ALL DA VIRTUAL CARROTS U WANT! WE GOT DA BEST FARMERS IN DA BLOCK, PLANTIN’ SEEDS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

    ALSO, OUR SERVER CURES PUBLIC HEALTH EMERGENCIES! GOT A ZOMBIE INFECTION? EAT SOME OF OUR VIRTUAL CARROTS AND U’LL BE GOOD AS NEW! WE GOT DA MAGIC TOUCH, BABY!

    AND IF U WANNA FIGHT SOCIOECONOMIC INEQUITIES, JOIN US! WE GIVE EQUAL OPPORTUNITY TO ALL PLAYERS, NO MATTER IF U A NOOB OR A PRO. WE ALL IN DIS TOGETHER, BUILDIN’ A BETTER MINECRAFT WORLD!

    SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN US AND BE A PART OF DA AGROECOLOGY REVOLUTION! LET’S GROW CROPS AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Server26: Home of the Small, No-Teleport, Grief-Preventing, Elderly, LGBTQ-Friendly, Non-Resetting, Discord-loving Players since 2015!

    Server26: Home of the Small, No-Teleport, Grief-Preventing, Elderly, LGBTQ-Friendly, Non-Resetting, Discord-loving Players since 2015!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Overview
    Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible (for a public server). The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. That means many features from other plugins are absent by design and won’t be added. There are two ranks “new” and “player”, they do not give any benefits. You cannot buy “power” for real money here and we have no adminshops. Everything on the map was built and farmed in survival.
    Server IP: play.server26.net
    Map: https://map.server26.net/
    Discord: https://server26.net/discord
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    Specs & Plugins

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server only for players 18 years or older? Yes, the server is meant for players who are 18 years old or older. Please ensure you meet the age requirement before joining.
    What plugins are used on the server? The server primarily uses GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading. It aims to keep the Vanilla survival experience as unaltered as possible.
    Are there any warps or teleport commands? No, the server does not have warps, /tpa, or /sethome commands. Players have to travel by foot, fly with Elytra, or set up infrastructure for faster travel.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RevelationRage Minecraft Server

    RevelationRage Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the burning bush? Well, look no further because our server is where the real miracles happen! We can’t promise you’ll find the answer to that deep theological question, but we can promise you a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than Moses parting the Red Sea.

    Join our server and watch as Jesus himself pops in to increase the number of prostitutes – because who doesn’t love a good party?! With more hookers than a fishing boat, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and maybe even save some souls along the way. Who needs manna from heaven when you’ve got a killer community and endless possibilities on our server? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyLove Minecraft Server

    BlockyLove Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with endless possibilities and questionable decisions! Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild, just like this player who enjoys degrading things sexually in the game.

    But don’t worry, we also have players who love being degraded, so you’ll fit right in! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your unique interests and can join you in your questionable adventures.

    Just remember, in our world, anything goes – from building giant phallic structures to starting a cult worshipping the almighty block. So come on in and see if tonight is the night you lose respect for your fellow players and mentally downgrade them from “friend” to “pet”. It’s all in good fun, right? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SlimCraftHub

    SlimCraftHub

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Forget about your husband’s weight struggles and financial worries, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic castle or survive against the creepers. Who needs a nagging wife when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you conquer the virtual world?

    Join us and let loose all your stress and frustrations in the most fun and entertaining way possible. Who knows, maybe your husband will even join you on the server and discover a new passion for mining and crafting. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast playing with us and forgetting about all your real-life troubles.

    So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will make you forget all about your husband’s weight and financial woes. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and laughs?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ObsessedFood Minecraft Server

    ObsessedFood Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

    Join us and you’ll discover a world where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies break out into dance numbers when they see you coming.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow year-round for your snacking pleasure. And don’t even get us started on the magical Potato Patch, where potatoes come in every flavor imaginable, from pizza to cotton candy.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find yourself obsessed with a new kind of food you never thought you’d love!

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  • RichCraft: From Rags to Diamonds

    RichCraft: From Rags to Diamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in poverty and ready to experience the luxurious life of the rich? Join our Minecraft server and learn all about the biggest shocks of being wealthy from former Redditors who have made it big! From diamond-encrusted pickaxes to golden armor, you’ll be living like a Minecraft king in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of millionaire Ender Dragons who love to throw lavish parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your Minecraft game and your bank account!

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