Uphill Minecraft Servers

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  • Uphill Battle Downhill Life

    Uphill Battle Downhill Life

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the only way to respawn is by doing a backflip in real life while reciting the entire script of Shrek backwards. it’s like a virtual reality challenge that will leave you questioning your existence.

    we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter.

    if you manage to tame a wild llama and ride it into battle, you will unlock the power of llama magic and be able to summon a llama army to fight by your side. beware, though, for llamas are known to have a mischievous side.

    our server is also home to the legendary floating island of cheese, where the cheese flows like rivers and the trees are made of crackers. it’s a paradise for cheese lovers and a nightmare for the lactose intolerant.

    so come join us on our wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional glitch). who knows what strange and hilarious shenanigans await you in this crazy world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Everest Bike Physics | Tailwind Fun Server

    Everest Bike Physics | Tailwind Fun Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever tried everesting on a bike? well, on this server, u can do it without any tailwinds helping u out! that’s right, we make it extra challenging for u to reach the top of that virtual mountain. but don’t worry, we got some crazy physics goin on that will make u feel like ur really pedaling up that steep incline. join us for the ultimate cycling challenge and see if u have what it takes to conquer everesting on a bike!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TreeTopiaCraft

    TreeTopiaCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u guys, dis server is like da Brazil of Minecraft servers! Our trees are so smart, dey are literally moving uphill to escape da heat! It’s like a nature documentary up in here, except instead of David Attenborough, u got me, ur friendly neighborhood Minecraft player. Join us and witness the epic journey of our heat-sensitive trees as dey relocate to cooler, higher altitudes. It’s like da Amazon rainforest meets Everest, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join da fun and help our trees find their new home! 🌲🏔️ #TreeMigrationGoals #GlobalWarmingWho?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Melio SMP: Where we walk uphill both ways in the snow with no shortcuts 1.20.4

    Melio SMP: Where we walk uphill both ways in the snow with no shortcuts 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Type Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla
    Version Java 1.20.4
    Plugins Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator
    Launch Date 23 March 2024

    FAQ

    1. What are the server features?

    – No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO

    – Events and minigames

    – Permanent Map with no resets

    – Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

    2. What is the server’s focus?

    The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.

    3. Are there specific timezones for events?

    Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

    4. How can I apply to join the server?

    Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CryCraft: The Movie

    CryCraft: The Movie

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of crying over sad movies? Well, cry no more because on our Minecraft server, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those tear-jerker movies. So come on over and join our server for a good time and a good laugh!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

    Macron’s Minecraft Server: Nowhere2BSeen

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know that guy Macron? well, he tried to like, run for president or something, but he totally failed. now he’s like, disappeared or sumthin. but u know who hasn’t disappeared? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the drama of french politics. build epic castles, battle dragons, and make friends with talking pigs. who needs Macron when u have a whole world of blocky adventures waiting for u? join now and let’s show Macron how it’s done!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

    NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mousetouch Madness Server

    Mousetouch Madness Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server if u wanna unlock ur brain’s full potential like a mouse on steroids. our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with short-lived neural connections making u feel things u never felt before. u’ll be touchin’ blocks like never before, thanks to our mGluR1 receptor protein that’s gonna blow ur mind. forget neurodevelopmental disorders, we’re here to create new ways to treat ur boring old brain. so come join us and let’s get touchy-feely in the wildest minecraft server around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MineCraft PoE Server – Exile Zone

    MineCraft PoE Server – Exile Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your own sanity.

    🌟 Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual world is populated by unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing chickens. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg! Explore dungeons filled with loot, build a castle in the sky, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

    🔥 Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will protect you from griefers, hackers, and any other troublemakers. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot and snacks.

    💥 And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is the only place in the Minecraft universe where you can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a top hat and monocle. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, adventurer! 🚀🔮🐉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBucks Minecraft Server

    BlockyBucks Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve somehow managed to transfer a whopping 165 million dollars at the low, low cost of 790 thousand dollars! That’s like, less than 0.05% of the total amount – talk about a steal!

    Join our server and watch as we make all other Minecraft servers obsolete with our mind-blowing financial transactions. Say goodbye to boring old trading systems, because we’re revolutionizing the game with our insane money moves.

    Competing protocols? Pfft, please. Our server is in a league of its own, leaving all other servers in the dust. So come on over and be a part of the craziest, most financially savvy Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP