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RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Votes:	8435
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

BoardCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s only talking sheep, who will regale you with tales of their epic adventures in the land of pixelated wonders.

So what are you waiting for? Name a better board, we dare you! Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchantments Applied:	233

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	14

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Zombie Dances:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

made by a fan of lapata SMP . Lapata SMP is a cutting-edge solution designed to streamline your workflow and enhance productivity. With its user-friendly interface and powerful features, it simplifies complex tasks, making it perfect for both professionals and casual users. Whether you’re managing projects, collaborating with teams, or analyzing data, Lapata SMP has got you covered. Its seamless integration with existing tools ensures you can hit the ground running without any hassle. Upgrade your efficiency and take control of your projects with Lapata SMP today!

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Patates Junior High School

Becoming Friends, bedrock, Calculation Plugin, calm environment, cheat protection, Cities, Claim Plugin, Cross-Play, Economy, Establishing, friendly environment, Fun, java, Kingdoms, Market system, Medieval Concept, non toxic, piracy support, Roleplay, Rping, Survival, Teams, Whitelist, Xray Protection

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

PATATES SMP 2. SEZON Potato SMP has started recruiting members again for its new season. If you are looking for a server that is respectful, reliable, mature and has the following features, we invite you to our server:

-Friendly Environment, A nice Survival experience, Fun Environment, RPing when necessary, Kingdoms, teams, cities etc. Establishing, Becoming Friends with Others, Non-Toxic Calm Environment, Medieval Concept, Calculation Plugin, Claim Plugin and Many Plugins -Piracy Support -Market System -Xray Protection -Cheat Protection`

Our server can be played from both Java and Bedrock.

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Pixelated Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your senpai in the virtual world? Do you dream of having your own sololive but feel like you’re just too unpopular to make it happen? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all your dreams can come true!

Join us and say “fuck you” to your senpai who carries HoloEN on her back. Show Cover that you’re not just a money-making machine to them. Let the tension rise as you fight for your place in the virtual spotlight.

Whether you’re a Gura, Mori, Bae, IRyS, or any other virtual idol, we’ve got a place for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Tsundere Love Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Farms Harvested:	423	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Items Found:	4631	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you tsundere lovers out there!

Join our server and witness the most epic love story unfold between a player and their tsundere Minecraft girlfriend. Will she finally admit her feelings or will she continue to deny them while secretly baking heart-shaped cookies for her crush? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world of Minecraft! Love, diamonds, and tsunderes await you!

Mom’s Modesty Minecraft Server

body shaming, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, dress code, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, judgment, Leggings, Minecraft, modest fashion, modesty, moms, Mother, parental control, personal choice, relationship dynamics, Respect, Self-expression, Server, Short Dress, teenage fashion

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crops Grown:	7968

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the judgmental eyes of conservative moms and wear whatever dress you want! Join us for a world where leggings, tight jeans, tank tops, and short dresses are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a place where you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone whispering about your outfit choices. Our server is a safe haven for all fashionistas who want to express themselves freely.

Don’t let anyone tell you what you can or cannot wear in our virtual world. Join now and show off your unique style without fear of judgment or unwanted comments. Let’s build a community where fashion freedom reigns supreme!