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RegretCraft Server

biggest regret, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self reflection, Server, wish I could change

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	4338	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest, when suddenly a pack of friendly wolves start following you around like you’re their long-lost leader. They even bring you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs regrets when you have a loyal wolf pack at your side?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to regrets, because on here, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

EldenCraft Minecraft Server

483322132, Build planner, Character planners, Elden Ring General, Elden Ring patch notes, EldenCraft, ERG, Group password, Interactive map, Latest Patch, Main information document, Mapgenie, Minecraft, Server, spreadsheets, The Lands Between, version 1.12

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Runes Activated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes new mobs, weapons, and even a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (watch out for the lava traps though)!

If you’re looking for a server where you can plan out your character’s build down to the last detail, look no further! Our character planners are so advanced, they can predict your next move before you even make it.

And don’t even get us started on our interactive map. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft. You’ll never get lost in the Lands Between again!

Oh, and did we mention the group password is “erg”? Yeah, we like to keep things simple around here.

Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. The adventure awaits!

BlockyParentCare Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, BlockyParentCare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Disappointment, family, favoritism, financial struggle, Health Insurance, hurt feelings, irrational, Minecraft, parents, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Siblings, Support, vindictive

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you feel like all your hard work goes unnoticed while your sibling gets all the praise? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can cancel your parents’ health insurance with the click of a button. Take revenge on your successful sibling by building a giant monument in their honor, only to blow it up in spectacular fashion.

Vent your anger in our chat rooms, where you can rant about your family drama and receive virtual hugs from fellow players who understand your pain. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who appreciates you for the awesome Minecraft builder that you are.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the virtual therapy begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft?

GFsSonNameChangeLOL

Agreement, Apology, Arthurian legends, baby names, changing mind, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, FANTASY, Gender Reveal, GFsSonNameChangeLOL, Girlfriend, Mythology, normal names, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, son’s name, unique names

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Potions Brewed:	150	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and witness the epic saga of a guy who hates the name his girlfriend picked for their baby boy. Will they ever come to an agreement? Will the baby be named after a knight of the round table or a normal name like Leon? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends! Plus, we have dragons and unicorns and all that cool fantasy stuff because why not? Join now and be a part of the wildest baby name debate in Minecraft history!

PandemicPocalypse Minecraft Server

2020 pandemic, Minecraft, PandemicPocalypse, ruined birthdays, ruined businesses, ruined celebrations, ruined concerts, ruined economy, ruined education, ruined events, ruined festivals, ruined holidays, ruined jobs, ruined mental health, ruined plans, ruined relationships, ruined restaurants, ruined routines, ruined social gatherings, ruined sports, ruined travel, ruined weddings, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the 2020 pandemic ruining all your plans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape to a world where pandemics don’t exist and the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have creeper insurance)!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to flex on the other players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, including enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (because who needs real food when you have virtual cookies, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is home to a community of players who are not afraid to admit their weirdest quirks and habits. From building giant statues of their favorite snacks to creating elaborate underground lairs for their pet chickens, our players are always up to something wacky and wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might just discover that everyone’s guilty pleasure is secretly building pixel art of Nicolas Cage’s face!

TrashBalloonCraft Minecraft Server

Airborne Contamination, Balloon Delivery, contamination, Disease, environmental health, health, health risks, infection, international relations, Korea, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean Defectors, PARASITES, Parasitic Infections, Pollution, public health, sanitation, seoul, Server, trash balloons, TrashBalloonCraft, waste management

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	184	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we found parasites in north korea’s trash balloons y’all! seoul was like, “omg no way, we gotta tell everyone to join this server to escape the parasites!” so like, come join us and build ur own parasite-free world in minecraft! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before the parasites take over the world! #parasitefreefun #minecraftmadness

CraftyKremlinConsequences

Conflict Resolution, consequences, CraftyKremlinConsequences, Crimea, Crimea annexation, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kremlin, Military Action, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, strike, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and warn the US of consequences if they try to mess with our epic crimea strike! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner russian spy and take down your enemies with a vodka bottle! join now or putin will personally come to your house and challenge you to a dance-off! #russianspy #putindancebattle #crimeastrike

CraftyPhysicsFunCraft

applied physics, budget restrictions, constraints, CraftyPhysicsFunCraft, Engineering, engineering challenges, financial constraints, Math, mathematical principles, Mathematics, MONEY, physical limitations, physics engineering, PHYSICS., real-world applications, Reality, Science, scientific boundaries, Technology, theoretical physics

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mines Excavated:	4271
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where physics don’t exist and engineering is just a free-for-all of craziness! You can build a house out of floating blocks or create a roller coaster that defies gravity! Who needs math when you have unlimited creativity and no pesky limits of reality holding you back? Join now and let your wildest engineering dreams run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you diamonds for bacon. It’s a win-win situation, dude. So come on, join the madness and let’s break all the rules together!

BabyBoomCraft

abortion ban, BabyBoomCraft, controversial, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Impact, infant deaths, JAMA Pediatrics, legislation, maternal health, newborn deaths, public health, reproductive rights, research, Social Issues, statistics, study, texas, unexpected increase, united states, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

join dis minecraft server cuz we got baby zombies runnin around like crazy after dat texas abortion ban! dey be poppin up everywhere, causin chaos and mayhem for all players. u gotta protect urself from deez lil’ rascals while tryin to build ur epic base and survive in dis crazy world. come join da fun and see if u can outsmart dem baby zombies and be da last one standin! it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!