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Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One – Monza Trophy Edition

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing for days.

With a countdown to the Well Done Baku GP and a FantasyGP league that will test your Formula Autism skills, this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Witness Nico Hülkenberg’s quest for a podium after 222 races and Fernando Alonso’s never-ending drought since his last win 195 races ago.

But that’s not all! Our WDC standings are wilder than a herd of creepers, with Verstappen leading the pack and Leclerc making a comeback like never before. And don’t even get us started on the WCC and WEC standings – it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows, you might even witness Bottas blaming Colapinto or see a paddock ice rink at the Las Vegas GP. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

ExBabyMamaDrama

aita, APPOINTMENTS, Birth, cervix, Cheating, DAUGHTER, delivery room, discomfort, ex, ExBabyMamaDrama, Experience, Labor, no contact, personal health, Pregnancy, questions, Robbing, Sperm donor, umbilical cord, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun is allowed inside! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in the story above!

Looking for a place to escape from exes who don’t understand boundaries? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted interruptions from past relationships.

And hey, if you ever need to ask questions about cervixes or cutting umbilical cords (seriously, who doesn’t know what a cervix is?), our community is here to help! We may not be doctors, but we sure know a thing or two about surviving in the world of Minecraft.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in the best way possible. Who needs a sperm donor when you have a whole server full of friends to play with?

CurvyCraft: Embrace Your Shape!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your love of Minecraft? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, because on our server, we celebrate all things blocky and beautiful! Join us and let your inner Steve shine bright like a diamond sword in the sun.

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a high school drama club. And don’t even get me started on our Nether portal parties – they’re hotter than a lava bath in the Nether!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your build skills are. Let’s show those non-believers that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life.

BlockbusterCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4141	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

SmithCraft {Anarchy} {No Anticheat} {No Lag}

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	401883	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

play.smithcraft.ccWelcome to our SmithCraft!Dive into a world where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. In our unique twist on the classic anarchy server experience, we’ve implemented a spawn protected area. Say goodbye to the days of senseless spawn camping and the frustrating struggle to escape spawn zones. Here, you’ll have a chance to gather your bearings, plan your next move, and embark on your journey into the wilds of Minecraft without unnecessary interference.

Our server embraces the true spirit of anarchy: there are no rules, no limits, and no boundaries to what you can achieve. Build sprawling cities, unearth hidden treasures, or engage in epic battles—it’s all up to you. The world is your canvas, waiting for you to leave your mark.

Whether you’re a lone wolf explorer, a cunning strategist, or a master builder, our server provides the perfect playground for your Minecraft adventures. Join a vibrant community of like-minded players who thrive in the unpredictable and exhilarating environment that only an anarchy server can offer.

Forge alliances, forge rivalries, and forge your own path in a world where every decision shapes your fate. Are you ready to embrace the chaos and carve out your place in Minecraft history? Join us today and let your creativity run wild on our Anarchy Minecraft Server!

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CraftyLayMinecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	902	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft – rainbow-colored llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is the only place where you can find a secret hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, gold, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic PvP battles against other players, where the winner gets a real-life date with a Minecraft celebrity! That’s right, your final challenge is to get laid… in Minecraft. So sharpen your swords, brew your potions, and get ready to fight for love (or at least a virtual date)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Animals Bred:	132	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we have a strict no jerk policy! We even have a special dungeon just for players who can’t follow the rules – it’s called the “Jerk Jail” and it’s filled with nothing but pink sheep and endless loops of Justin Bieber songs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them isn’t for unlimited dirt blocks, because that’s just boring.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Cow, a mythical creature that produces bacon instead of milk. Legend has it that whoever captures the Bacon Cow will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, no jerks allowed.

NoAlcoholCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Players Killed by Monsters:	9363
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of waking up in a creeper-infested forest with a hangover and no memory of how you got there? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those drunken nights of building wonky structures and falling into lava pits. Our server is 100% alcohol-free, so you can focus on crafting epic creations without any liquid courage (or liquid stupidity) getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself quit drinking and joined our server to work on his redstone skills. So if you want to build like a pro and avoid waking up in embarrassing situations, come join us!

SunHoleAwakensCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got black holes poppin’ off like fireworks, ya feel me? Astronomers be goin’ cray cray over dis shiz, sayin’ it be wakin’ up outta nowhere like it had a wild night out with the sun or somethin’.

join dis server if you wanna witness some outta dis world shenanigans, like black holes throwin’ parties and messin’ with gravity like it’s a toy. ain’t no other server gonna give you dat kind of intergalactic drama, fam.

so come on over and be part of da cosmic chaos, where black holes be the life of da party and the sun be wishin’ it could keep up. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a star who can’t handle the heat. #blackholeparty #sunwho?

InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Buildings Constructed:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

BeechSync SummerSolstice

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, you ever seen European beech trees doin’ the cha-cha-cha based on the summer solstice? Well, on our server, these trees be droppin’ fruit like it’s hot, all synchronized and shiz. It’s like a tree dance party, man! Join us and witness the epicness of nature gettin’ down in Minecraft form. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server where trees have better dance moves than most players? Come on, you know you wanna be a part of this funky forest fiesta!